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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Art / Music / Writing
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
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I'm a little dog with a people hat. Stop making me wear hats, I don't like it.

I try not to take myself too seriously. Talk to me about painting/drawing/lucha libre wrestling masks and life will be awright.

My dream is to be surrounded by the motivated.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Embarrassing myself on youtube.
Moving large things around.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Burning my tongue. Not answering my door, but watching through the peephole until whoever is there walks away. Unintentionally making people think I'm laughing at them when I'm just randomly thinking of something that makes me laugh. Like them being attacked by bees.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've never been stung by a bee. I get that one a lot.
I'm always grinning idiotically, presumably about something stupid.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Mostly game art books. Books without ample visuals make me unnervingly violent.

Music: I prefer scowling in silence by a single candle when I want to be stimulated.

Also anything Danny Sexbang does. Or Reggie Watts.

TV: Louie. Community. Sunny. Portlandia. Other non-sequitur based comedies. Nature/Space documentaries. Space is terrifying. As are quantum theories, and certain fruits.

Food: Cheesecake is nice. Gimme them french toasts. Anything made out of the kindness of another's heart is ten times tastier to me than it actually is.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A garbageman. (I appreciate his services.)
My drawing hand.
Hair-free foods.
-burning purpose-
Beds that don't destroy my spinal column.
Running from bees.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How privileged I am to have a fully functioning body.
Where I would go if I lived abroad.
What I should draw.
Fat horses.
If I should draw fat horses.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In my car parked deep in the woods screaming purposelessly.
Summoning the Deep One.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm stuffed with polyfoam.

I desire money.

I've been watching hornets build a nest and multiply outside of my door for months and I have done nothing to stop them, I'm hoping it will just take care of itself.

'They appear to have tripled this week. I'm sure God will save me goodnight'
You should message me if
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You are not going to savagely beat me in my face. (important)
You wanna watch each others shows. I always wanna start new shows but I don't have the attention span to go out and start them myself.
Or if you'd like to say hello. People can be so nice.