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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 23, 2014
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism and it’s important
Working on Post grad
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I am a human man. I like having fun. Fun you could share in. Feel free to message me something interesting and I will respond accordingly.
What I’m doing with my life
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Earning a doctorate so I can teach people all about books. My work means I read enough esoteric religious texts to make me equally qualified to start a cult.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Entertaining my fellow nerds with just some dice and yarns of fancy. Don't get me wrong though, I'm so cool my dungeons and dragons club has a fucking waiting list. True story.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"That man is oozing with a smoldering introversion that usually only works in a more handsome man."
"He has a beard."
"He is quite tall."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything by Thomas Pynchon, Jim Dodge, China Meiville, Haruki Murakami, Fritz Lieber, Bernard Malamud, Isaac Bashevis Singer, Michel Serres, William Burroughs, Jeff Noon.

I like films with the following themes: spaceships, dragons and deep misery.

My once prolific musical tastes have now stagnated on folk-punk, but sometimes I remember I really really like Swans.

Meats of the Sea.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I am fully equipped to live an ascetic lifestyle.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Thomas Pynchon.
Chasms (real/figurative)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ideally I'm playing dungeons and dragons, but I'm usually having some beers after work. Friday is my wednesday. I go wild on wednesdays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I often dream of nuclear war and find it slightly erotic. I have no idea why this is or what's wrong with me.
You should message me if
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If any of this somehow impresses you.

Oh OH! I'm also published. In a book.