(Seeing someone at the moment)
I am a human man. I like having fun. Fun you could share in. Feel
free to message me something interesting and I will respond
What I’m doing with my life
Earning a doctorate so I can teach people all about books. My work
means I read enough esoteric religious texts to make me equally
qualified to start a cult.
I’m really good at
Entertaining my fellow nerds with just some dice and yarns of
fancy. Don't get me wrong though, I'm so cool my dungeons and
dragons club has a fucking waiting list. True story.
The first things people usually notice about me
"That man is oozing with a smoldering introversion that usually
only works in a more handsome man."
"He has a beard."
"He is quite tall."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything by Thomas Pynchon, Jim Dodge, China Meiville, Haruki
Murakami, Fritz Lieber, Bernard Malamud, Isaac Bashevis Singer,
Michel Serres, William Burroughs, Jeff Noon.
I like films with the following themes: spaceships, dragons and
My once prolific musical tastes have now stagnated on folk-punk,
but sometimes I remember I really really like Swans.
Meats of the Sea.
The six things I could never do without
I am fully equipped to live an ascetic lifestyle.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Ideally I'm playing dungeons and dragons, but I'm usually having
some beers after work. Friday is my wednesday. I go wild on
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I often dream of nuclear war and find it slightly erotic. I have no
idea why this is or what's wrong with me.
You should message me if
If any of this somehow impresses you.
Oh OH! I'm also published. In a book.