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34 San Francisco, CA Man


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  • Ages 28–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Yesterday – 5:11pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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When, years ago, I was envisioning the places I'd go to meet the girl of my dreams, the digital realm didn't make the list. Perhaps I thought I'd find her while SCUBA diving on some perfectly unreal reef or on a swashbuckling adventure somewhere in the Caribbean. Or perhaps, OKCupid just hadn't been invented yet, and the e-Harmony commercials of the time just creeped me out.

But here I am now, sorta suspecting that the digital realm might be the place, after all.

So what of me?

I love to make people laugh. When they neglect to laugh, I encourage them to do so at gunpoint. That usually helps.

I am in perpetual awe of the human story, and I sometimes suspect that we are nearing its climax.

I once pursued dreams of being a magazine journalist, but have evolved beyond them. Though the road from journalism to where I am now professionally was long and occasionally harrowing, I love where it ended up.

Once, I raised a puppy for The Seeing Eye. My motivations were a mixture of legitimate altruism and a desire to experience the basic joys of raising a baby dog. The dog's name was Dillie and she was the smartest, most joyful puppy I've ever known. If she hasn't retired by now, Dillie is leading a 70+ year-old blind woman through the streets of Manhattan.

I'm originally from New York City, but I'm in love with San Francisco. It's just so damn beautiful here, even with the cold-ass summers.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a solo marketing consultant, helping remarkable startups tell their stories.

Among them are: A brain-computer interface company that builds toys you control with your mind; a robotics company that focuses on automation in agriculture, and a marketing technology company that uses artificial intelligence purposes.

Along with my freelance marketing business, I write columns about the future of humanity for a tech blog.

Through it all, I'm on a mission to find truth, justice and the American Way. My efforts thus far have been complicated by the fact that these three things may be going in opposite directions.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing with dogs.
Playing with words.
Making peace between warring factions of bombardier beetles.
Hunting with Dick Cheney without getting shot in the face.
The first things people usually notice about me
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More often than not, it's my deep voice. I'm not always good at modulating, so sometimes you'll hear me booming from across the room when I'm overly excited.

I'm working on it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Fiction: Love in the Time of Cholera and 100 Years of Solitude, Oryx and Crake, The Corrections, 1984, The Diamond Age, Tenth of December, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, pretty much every line of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

Nonfiction: Nonzero, The Moral Animal, The New Yorker.

Music: -- Electronic -- Burial, Chance's End, The Cinematic Orchestra, Bonobo, Royksopp, DJ Shadow, RJD2, Emancipator, The Glitch Mob. 90's Hip-Hop – Wu-Tang, 2Pac,, Eminem, Jay-Z, Nas, Biggie, Snoop, Mos Def, Cunninlynguists; Classical -- Mozart, Beethoven, Pergolesi.

Movies: O Brother Where Art Thou, The Big Lebowski and all of the Coen Brother's movies except Ladykillers and Burn After Reading. Y Tu Mama Tambien, Children of Men, Princess Bride, Terminator 1 and 2. Wall-E and every nature documentary that David Attenborough ever made.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Stimulating conversation.
2. An oxygen-rich atmosphere.
3. A connection to the internet.
4. Most of my neocortex.
5. Memories of summer camp.
6. Five is close to six.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to live in the present. How to be better at the things that matter. How to stop caring about the things that don't.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That a 2Pac song made me cry.
You should message me if
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You have a romantic heart but a logical mind.