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28 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 28
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I reluctantly moved back to the area a year ago from Albany after going to college in upstate NY and then four years working for the legislature. I decided that I didn't enjoy being around politicians and lawyers all day and certainly didn't want my career path to be so thoroughly lined with narcissistic sociopaths, so I am now a grad student getting my Masters in Urban Planning.

I'm not sure what the future will hold once I graduate, I could stay in Philly, but I'd like to leave the East Coast once and for all. It might be nice to spend some time in this city without having so much work to do, I don't know.

I had a section describing myself, but then I realized that it was all hyperbole and sounded stupid, so I deleted it.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently a grad student, so I spend most of my time asking my self why I went back to school.
I’m really good at
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answering open ended questions
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm smart, funny, and often say inappropriate things out loud but it's okay because everyone was thinking it anyway.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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movies:Lawrence of Arabia, Psycho (anything Hitchcock), Dr. Strangelove (anything Kubrick), Fargo, I'm kinda a film geek so I'll stop there.

shows: Mad Men, Breaking Bad, The West Wing, The Wire, The Americans, House of Cards, The Simpsons, Futurama, Homeland, House of Lies, Dexter... though it's been on a bit long, I recently re-discovered King of the Hill,

books: So I had a bunch of audible credits saved up... so I bought everything that Robert Caro has ever written that they had; I'm now a third through The Power Broker (66 hours of audiobook magic!) I also like Steinbeck, Tennessee Williams, Ray Bradbury are some of my favorites. Since it needs an honerable mention, The Onion: Our Dumb Century (This is The Onion's look at the 20th century in headlines, it's brilliant and makes the American history nerd in me giddy.) I liked On The Road once I finally got through it. On my to-read list: Concrete Planet, The Psychopath Test, Gang Leader For a Day.

Music: classic rock, punk, hardcore, post-punk, angsty 80s-90s alternative music, some indie bands, jazz... listing bands impractical.

Food: I enjoy food of all types.
The six things I could never do without
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the internet
farmers markets
movies (good ones)
hmm. and a sixth thing...I find electricity rather useful... and I enjoy brunch... nah, fuck it, bourbon! good bourbon (or scotch if open bar), I don't care if it makes me look like an alcoholic.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
escaping to the woods, architecture, sandwiches, zeppelins, maps, various crackpot ideas I get sometimes. Is the beer I'm drinking seasonally appropriate?, should this be capitalized?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually at a bar trying not to think about all of the homework I have to do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I dislike discussing private matters with people I'm close with, nonetheless internet people.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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you disagree with the genderized social norm that dictates that the man has to approach the woman first...

you dislike inane smalltalk...

or... you know... I seem nice or whatever.