Hello There!
Thanks for stopping by, I do appreciate it. Oh, please, sit down,
make yourself at home. Would you like some coffee? A soda? Well,
when you pick that up at the store, could you grab me a roll of
duct tape and maybe one of those Little Debbie apple pies? Those
things rock. Thanks.
About me? Well... I'm just a poor boy, from a poor family, moving
on up, to the east side. But suddenly I was up on top of the world-
it should’ve been somebody else. Believe it or not, I was walking
on air- I never thught I could be so free, but then I was blown out
of my trajectory and into an orbit which froze my life-support
systems and returned me to earth 500 years in the future. Now, I'm
a lone crusader in a dangerous world. They rebuilt me. They had the
technology. They made me better, stronger, faster. And also- I
don't know why I started with Queen then went straight to 70s and
80s tv show themes and stayed there, so dont ask. Fuck, I should
have added something from Gilligan's Isle.
Look, if (for whatever reason) you want to know anything more about
me, the profile probably isnt the best place. Come see if I'm a
worthy genetic donor for your planned future spawn in my journal
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The Skinny
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Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern,
Black, Native American,
Indian, Pacific Islander,
Hispanic / Latin, White,
Other, Undeclared
Height 5' 11" (1.80m).
Looking For New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes Sometimes
Drinks Not at all
Drugs Never
Religion Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign Sagittarius and it's fun to think about
Education Dropped out of college/university
Job Other
Income $20,000-$30,000
Kids Likes children
Pets Owns cats
Languages English (Fluently)
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My Notes edit
My self-summary
What I'm doing with my life
I have a job. I'm not going to school or planning on going to
school or anything like that. Don't get me wrong; I enjoy learning.
"School's cool." That's what Fonzy says anyway, and you can't argue
with the Fonz. But my lessons are generally learned through life,
through experience and through my own, often tangential study. But
because I don't go to school, it means I'm the only person on
OKCupid between the ages of 18 and 80 who isn't trying to get a
degree in something.
I do have one of those future plans though, but I'm a dreamer, not a doer.
Are you still interested, hot stuff?
Read On!
I'm really good at
1. Not sorting my clothes when I do laundry.
2. Eating foods that require no more preparation than taking the contents out of the package (be it can OR box) and heating them up.
3. Being serious after people come to expect me to only be amusing. OR confusing people by being amusing after they have come to expect me to only be serious.
4. Not folding my clothes after I do laundry
5. Letting people know what I'm thinking and feeling, at least, as soon as I figure it out.
2. Eating foods that require no more preparation than taking the contents out of the package (be it can OR box) and heating them up.
3. Being serious after people come to expect me to only be amusing. OR confusing people by being amusing after they have come to expect me to only be serious.
4. Not folding my clothes after I do laundry
5. Letting people know what I'm thinking and feeling, at least, as soon as I figure it out.
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me
I have no idea, I'm not a people. I tried getting volunteers to
write me and let me know, but apparently the "first thing(s) people
notice about me" section is the last thing people notice about my
profile. Ironic, huh?
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
A. Science Fiction, Fantasy, Suspense, etc. I love fiction in
general, Fav authors at the moment: walter jon williams,
neil gaiman,
vernor vinge,
john varley,
larry niven
and lots of bracketed random other writers.
B. Movies: I like weird movies, classic movies, pretentious foreign films, esp samurai flicks. But I can pretty much enjoy most anything. With the exception of gangster movies (Including godfather and Scarface and other "classics") which for some reason hold no interest to me whatsoever.
C. Music: ug... all over the map, but very picky. Anything from classic rock- the animals, beatles, pink floyd, creedence, etc to early 80's goth-rock and punk- bauhaus and souixsie and the banshees, joy division, the clash, the smiths (not morrisey though) to more modern stuff like: garbage, pj harvey, white stripes, coldplay , blonde redhead and the best band ever I hate these stupid lists who played back-up to Gwar once, but then disbanded because of creative differences.
D. Foods: I generally like it in direct proportion to its unhealthiness. The more unhealthy, the more I gotta have it.
B. Movies: I like weird movies, classic movies, pretentious foreign films, esp samurai flicks. But I can pretty much enjoy most anything. With the exception of gangster movies (Including godfather and Scarface and other "classics") which for some reason hold no interest to me whatsoever.
C. Music: ug... all over the map, but very picky. Anything from classic rock- the animals, beatles, pink floyd, creedence, etc to early 80's goth-rock and punk- bauhaus and souixsie and the banshees, joy division, the clash, the smiths (not morrisey though) to more modern stuff like: garbage, pj harvey, white stripes, coldplay , blonde redhead and the best band ever I hate these stupid lists who played back-up to Gwar once, but then disbanded because of creative differences.
D. Foods: I generally like it in direct proportion to its unhealthiness. The more unhealthy, the more I gotta have it.
The six things I could never do without
1. Imagination
2. Laughter
3. Automobile. I've decided to edit this and add that I can actually survive without an automobile. What I can't so without is some means of escape from time to time- to get away from where I live and work and go see the countryside or just travel=somehow.
4. Food, Air, etc. HA! I am now the 93,562nd 'okcupid' user to list 'air.' Take THAT!
5. Experience
6. Happiness
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What else is out there. What I
could be doing with my time instead of wasting it all. Dont get
me wrong, I enjoy wasting time, but I daydream waaaay too much, probably.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably not going anywhere. I'm not much of a party guy, though
I'm certainly not averse to going out and having fun. And when I
say fun, I mean cow tipping.
The most private thing I'm willing to admit here
I enjoy the company of women more than the company of men.
Risqué, aint I? (look I used that little e with the dashy! Fancy!)
You should message me if
If you are a Nigerian Scammer. Honestly, I fall for you fuckers
every time. Shame on you! But I laugh.
Honestly, I'm more interested in meeting people to chat with and have fun with than anything.
I'd LOVE to meet a local to just hang out with from time to time. I'm bored as shit. Really. Preferably female, yes, for reasons listed above, but odds are, I just want to hang out with you if we share the same sense of humor. If you have purple hair, thats a bonus. I'm not opposed to dating, I'm just not really looking for a date. Maybe the universe will conspire to make us fall madly in love, but that's not something I want to worry about before I've even met you.
Honestly, I'm more interested in meeting people to chat with and have fun with than anything.
I'd LOVE to meet a local to just hang out with from time to time. I'm bored as shit. Really. Preferably female, yes, for reasons listed above, but odds are, I just want to hang out with you if we share the same sense of humor. If you have purple hair, thats a bonus. I'm not opposed to dating, I'm just not really looking for a date. Maybe the universe will conspire to make us fall madly in love, but that's not something I want to worry about before I've even met you.
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