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MotherIamstupid

31 Sacramento, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:43pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm 31 now. When I was 12 I thought I wouldn't live to see 16; when I was 16 I was certain 20 would be the end of it all; then at 20 I thought surely 25 was just a pipe dream; now I am 30 and life seems as though it will never end.
I spent my formative years going between El Salvador, Los Angeles and Sacramento. I told my parents I would never go back to El Salvador when I turned 18. Here I am at 30, and I have yet to go back since I turned 18. I was born in Los Angeles, and spent time living in various parts: Inglewood, Crenshaw, Van Nuys, Reseda. I moved to Sacramento when I was 13 after my father had already moved here. I was living with my mom and it was great. I was a terror at school, and one day a teacher called to complain about me while my dad was visiting us in Los Angeles. The teacher had called while I went to take a shower. When I got out of the shower my parents made me pack my things and move.
I don't know how to swim. I can't see out of my right eye. My senior quote from high school was: "Trying is the first step towards failure", it's a Simpsons quote. I have been in two comas. I didn't know how to speak English until the 2nd grade. I don't know how to cook at all. I hate drinking water.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I recently finished graduate school and successfully received my Master's in literature. I'm currently working as an editor for a publishing house and working on projects on the side.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making fun of people.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Nothing. People look right past me. Also, I wear all black.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Knut Hamsun's Mysteries, Growth of The Soil, Hunger; August Strindberg's Getting Married and Inferno; Louis Ferdinand Celine's Journey to the End of the Night; Harmony Korine's Crack-up at the Race Riots; Cervantes' Don Quixote; James Thurber's My Life and Hard Times; Flannery O' Connor's The Violent Bear it Away; Jerzy Kosinski's Steps...many more, actually.

I also read a lot of psychoanalytic theory: Lacan, Zizek, Freud and Kristeva...etc
Gender and race theory as well: Butler, Spivak, Bhabha, Hooks.

Somewhere in there is Derrida.

Movies: A Woman Under The Influence, Killing of a Chinese Bookie, Strozek, Gummo, Breaking the Waves, Dogville, Dogtooth, Dumb and Dumber, The Jerk, American Movie, Paris is Burning, Crumb...

Shows: Peep Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Simpsons, I Survived...

Music: Leonard Cohen, rap, metal, soul, pop...really, most anything.

Food: Burritos, Sandwiches, Pizza. I don't really care. I like most foods, but I don't really like anything of the Chinese takeout variety, but even then I'm pretty open.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
There are an infinite number of things I could do without, but only one I can honestly say I would perish without, and it's not food because if I could I would just never eat since it wastes time, and it's not air or water because those are givens anyway, but what I love most, that I would go to great lengths to maintain in my life is: The Internet. I have yet to come across those five other things, and I'm really glad I havent.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I can make fun of and how.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably reading, or writing, or working on some project.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've written and published one book of poetry, flash fiction and short stories.

I wrote a song that a semi-popular and very good band has covered.

I've been hanging out with prostitutes since April 2013 in an attempt to write or film a piece about prostitution in Sacramento.

I lost my virginity at 13.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want. I don't care. (But secretly I do). But please do, if you're funny. Humor is the most important thing to me in the opposite sex, or in anyone and anything. If we want to talk about physical traits, then please be kind enough to message me if you have a big butt.