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31 Ferndale, MI Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 8
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."

I'm a Capricorn. I was born on Friday the 13th. I like making films and playing guitar.

My heroes are George Carlin and Henry Rollins. To further understand my views on dating, watch Henry Rollins Hates Dating.

I'm nocturnal. I go to a lot of shows. I don't go to church and I've never voted. I have a puppy. I like rain. Breaking bottles can be cathartic. Sometimes I wear a viking helmet because it makes me look important. I am an intermediate skill level chopstick user. I am NOT jacked, nor am I tan... and I'm quite alright with that. I can grow a good mustache. I pretend that I know karate to impress people. On special occasions, I'll wear my tuxedo t-shirt. I am a routinely spontaneous, lazily hard working, motivated, procrastinating, optimistically cynical, perfectionistic, introverted extrovert.

My Favorite Things

Filmmaking, Art, Music, Rain, Bonfires, Hoodies, Cooking, Zombies, Cats, Dark Humor, Staring, Photography, Live Bands, Sarcasm, Writing, Shooting Pool, Poetry, Coffee, Tea, Guitar, Spontaneity, Controversy, Vaudeville, Theoretical Physics, Halloween, October, Cider Mills, Fine Dining, Theatre, Family, Psychology, Science, Mythology, Cookies, Microbrews, Wine, Sushi, Special Make-up FX, Nerf Guns, Building Forts, Red Wings Hockey, Swearing, Rooftops, Summer Nights, Catharsis, Daydreaming
What I’m doing with my life
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Bartending and Writing
I’m really good at
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Cooking, Camera Stuff, Bartending, Shooting Pool, Poetry, Guitar, Nerf Wars, and Finding Waldo
The first things people usually notice about me
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You tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Let the Right One In, Drive, The Crow, The Artist, Only Lovers Left Alive, Her, The Breakfast Club, Fight Club, Se7en, SLC Punk!, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (U.S. & the Swedish trilogy), High Fidelity, True Romance, Spiral, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Moonrise Kingdom, American Psycho, Evil Dead II, Star Wars, Taxi Driver, I Saw the Devil, Sin City, Wall-E, Zeitgeist (all), ... this could go on forever.

Bohren und der Club of Gore, Hot Water Music, The Cure, Depeche Mode, Grayling, The Suicide Machines, Bahamut, The Descendents, Social Distortion, Alkaline Trio, Thrice, Poison the Well, Explosions in the Sky, Cursive, AFI, Refused, The Bled, Boys Night Out, Thursday, Polar Bear Club, Face to Face, Danzig, The Dear Hunter, Brand New, A Perfect Circle, Katatonia, Portishead, Massive Attack, Sneaker Pimps, NIN, The Koffin Kats, Opeth, In Flames, Soilwork, The Birthday Massacre, Iron Maiden, Dean Martin, The Kilimanjaro Darkjazz Ensemble ... and on and on.

TV Shows
Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Dexter, Through the Wormhole, Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Trailer Park Boys, House of Cards, Jeopardy, etc

Poe. Bird Box by Josh Malerman. Chuck Palahniuk.

Steak, Lobster, Sushi, Duck, Bacon, Pepperoni, Cheese, Garlic, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family
2. Friends
3. Music
4. Films
5. Comedy
6. A Hoodie
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Cosmos, Conspiracy Theories, Criminal Psychology, Technological Singularity, The Future, The Past, Bacon, and Sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I struggle remembering to zip my fly.
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