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MountainMike420

30 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:38pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Yiddish (Poorly), Ukrainian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I live by a motto: There's now....There's tomorrow...Yesterday is just a song the Beatles wrote.....
Im just a big ole cuddly teddy bear :D
I have lived in Amsterdam, NYC, LA, Switzerland, and been to over 40 countries. I love to travel and meet with and get in with the locals(only way to really experience a place)
Im Russian and proud of it(first American in my family)
I'm a go-getter yet very laid back.

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
What I’m doing with my life
Doing work at my shop.
I do whatever I want.....I travel a lot, live life to fullest, go to shows, enjoy the city and all it's splendor.
I take life by the horns and buck it!!!!
I’m really good at
conversation, cheesy jokes, and all kinds of ill shit
The first things people usually notice about me
I look big and mean........but im just a big cuddly teddy bear
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hunter S Thompson novels
The Big Lebowski
Trailer Park Boys(Maybe the best series ever created)
Workaholics.....love love that show
Parks & Rec
Always Sunny
All Tarantino films, Scorsese of course, Coppola, and most goofy comedies, I like to laugh. I am a huge fan of Jim Jarmusch and John Waters.
Good music, I have DJed for a long time(but i'm not DJ by any means, that is my hobby, getting paid to do it ruins it for me)
I love Tom Waits, 90's hip hop, drum and bass(old school junglist), Nirvana, Sly and the Family Stone, Teddy Pendergrass, Bobby Womack, Craze, Diplo, MiMoSa, A-Trak, Dj Hype, Gridlok, Black Flag, old Houston gangsta rap, Disco Biscuits....I can go on about music for hours so just ask, I like most everything as long as it's good music.
Good food.....
The six things I could never do without
1)Art
2)My Friends
3)My Sharona
4)Good drink
5)Good times
6)My Dog Soldier
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Taking over the world but then giving it back to the people........
OR
I spend my time thinking about the next chapter in my life.
I live like im a walking novel.....ie. Benjamin Button without that weird reverse aging thing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Well that depends. Im not a 9-5 type a guy so Friday night could be Tuesday afternoon. Could be drinking tall boys out a paper bag in the Mission. Could be tending to plants. Could be doing almost anything. Im unpredictable yet very stable
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Bonita Applebottom you got it going on.....
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You want a good guy to hang with. Someone who will always be there for you and a best friend.
You like art.
Someone who doesnt give a fuck and will always keep life interesting.
If you like taking rides to nowhere in my Audi
I'm a real life person, best way to get to know someone is to talk to them eye to eye. That's why my profile is not a small novel. If you wanna know about me, let's go out and trust me you'll know all about me. I'm not shy and I do like to have great conversations and share great stories.