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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Feb 16, 2014
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Strictly anything
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Once you think you've figured me out, you'll learn you've only scratched the surface.
What I’m doing with my life
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Work work work... then sprinkle some fun with a cherry on top.

Working on my comedy routine.
I’m really good at
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If you don't or can't comprehend and appreciate sarcasm, beware...

Camping! Whether it be car camping in summer or backpacking in three feet of snow, I love it year round. And I love to cook while camping. Camp spice is the best spice.

And of course I am good with technology. Sometimes I just have to let my inner geek shine through. Be it video games, writing tech, wiring, building a computer, talking geek, working with tech support, programming a remote control, explaining Schroedinger's cat... I can usually keep it in check when needed.
The first things people usually notice about me
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this guy obviously doesn't give a F*CK
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love to read when I have time or I listen to audiobooks when I can't sit and read. My favorite authors are Stephen King, H.P. Lovecraft, Chuck Palahniuk, Max Brooks, Dean Koontz, Edgar Alan Poe, and a handful of others.

As for TV, I can pretty much go without but do enjoy a few shows. Daria being the most prominent, even if she was cancelled years ago.

Food is joy! I love to cook and experiment and prepare and slice and dice and shrewd and drizzle and taste and oh my god I want to cook something right now! Its one of my "Happy Places"
The six things I could never do without
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1. Mountains
2. Spices
3. Laughter
4. Events to look forward to
5. My Friends and family
6. Sarcasm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what is coming next... and how to be sure I'm ready to meet the day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wandering about town creepin out the squares, frolicking under a gibbous moon, checking my fairy traps, speaking with the animal spirits, you know... the usual.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes I play board games against myself.... and I'm a sore loser.
You should message me if
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you own a tent and aren't afraid to use it.