I'm bold and narcissistic and witty. I wear outlandish hats sometimes and I dance poorly. Though I do spell things oddly and sometimes add extra letters to the ends of certain words, I'm a bit of a grammar Nazi. I loathe stereotypes as well as shoes. I have little to no self esteem, but I have the utmost self respect. I use awkward and old slang. I think cat-eye style makeup is beautiful and I abhor conformity. I change appearances frequently. I put unhealthy amounts of sugar in my coffee. I'm extraordinarily fond of tattoos and piercings on others. I pay a lot of sincere compliments, though no one takes me seriously.
If you don't chase puck...... ;)