I'd be the guy in your life that ruins your lipstick and not your mascara. Definitely a keeper. :o)
I once filled out an online dating questionnaire and put that I was looking for someone who enjoys beach walks, likes company, favours formal wear and is quite petite. Turns out my ideal match is Pingu..??
I'm.......
Sociable:
I like stuff and do things. If you like stuff and do things then maybe we should meet up and like stuff and do things together.
Pragmatic:
Last year, Mitt Romney spent $800m on not becoming president of the USA. I spent 65p and got the same result, except I have a Mars Bar.
Contented when Cooking:
A lot of people cry when they cut onions. The trick is, to not form an emotional bond.
From a small family:
I have no step relatives. I once had a step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
Communicative:
I usually write words out in full like 'mate' and 'before' rather than m8 and b4, because I speak English, not bingo. And since when did the word 'banter' become a 'thing'?
Rational:
Have never tried skydiving. I've never jumped out of a plane because I've never been in one that's on fire.
Creative:
Unfortunately I have no imagination whatsoever. So, I just pretend to have one.
Philosophical:
Sometimes I wonder if my life is just a dream. And if it is, who's dream is it? And are they enjoying it?
Contemplative:
Me: Sometimes when I'm at home on my own I talk to myself.
Me: OMG! Same!