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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 26–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
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6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Entertainment / Media
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Ancient Greek (Fluently), Afrikaans (Okay), Icelandic (Fluently), Other (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Why don't more people start their profiles with rhetorical questions?

I'm incredibly sarcastic and teasing. I know it's hip now to say you're sarcastic, but I'm so dry that when I talk the humidity drops by 10 points.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a novelist. Yes, professional. I quit computer programming to do my dream job. So far so good.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Anything trivia related. Most stuff requiring left-brained analysis but just short of calculus or quantum mechanics. Being silly and making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tall, funny, and smart. I'm like a less gay Oscar Wilde, who isn't dead.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love movies and literature and just about all kinds of fiction and non-fiction. Some of my favorite movies are Amadeus, City of Lost Children, Road Warrior, Wizard of Oz, The Fall. Also love Mr. and Mrs. Smith, The Lady Eve and The Thin Man. I Netflix often.

Books: I read a lot of books. 6/2014 I've been going through the classic noirs. I just grabbed some sci-fi and Roman philosophy. I figure something from there has got to click.

TV: Family Guy/American Dad! is my type of humor. If you hate it, I can almost guarantee we won't get along.

Music ranges from hip hop to techno (drum and bass my fav) to industrial to disco to classic rock.

Food. Well, I can't cook, so I tend to eat out a lot. If you come to Hermosa/Manhattan Beach I know pretty much every restaurant.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-I need intellectual stimulation. If I'm not always learning, I'd die. Okay, maybe not die. But I'd feel really stupid.
-I need some games of some sort. They are how I relax.
-Glasses or contact lenses.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things no one else thinks are important. Random conversation fragments. Piecing together the wacky world of human interactions. Writing. Daydreaming.

Why every woman on here has as a requirement that men must know the difference between your, you're and yore. Really? That's like a top ten? Or even top hundred? I'm a guy who enjoys his writing but but isn't there a whole crapload of things more important in life?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'll go to clubs or bars or movies or snake charming. The usual.

I do really enjoy clubs. It's people-watching at their zaniest.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm not incredibly private. I'm generally not ashamed of what I do and like. Maybe that's the private thing I'm admitting. Irony.
You should message me if
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I've found I get along best with are cute, athletic, young at heart. Funny, smart and sarcastic are musts.

I've also noticed, much to my sadness, that a lot of people don't read. Or the last books they have listed are works from middle school they were required by law to read. I'm a novelist. The ability to sit down for lengthy periods of time and be comfortable in your own space in your own head is very valuable to me.