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My self-summary
Please excuse my generic OKCupid name, since they charge to change it, and my dumb ass couldn't think of anything more clever when I signed up. I'm probably more mad at myself.

Ooh, I just figured out that I'm ENTP, if you like that sort of thing. I'm not entirely sure how that's supposed to help matches, maybe it's just short hand for summing up my personality? Or it could be a bunch of horse hockey.

I'm going through a bit of a Rick from "Rick & Morty" phase at the moment, so you'll have to enjoy/put up with somewhat of an "I don't give a fuck, I do what I want" attitude. Wubba lubba dub dub.

Let's go have FUN.
What I’m doing with my life
I funnel the money that I earn by working for a company that rhymes with Metflix into traveling (only three continents left to visit!), bouncing around LA pumping money into the local movie house/bar economy, and writing (although I can do that for free).

I also am nursing a severe comic book addiction. Shit is expensive, yo.

I'm tweeting the loud arguments the couple upstairs get into and wondering if I can turn it into a sitcom. Or else I can work them into my stand up set, 'cause I do that for funsies too.
I’m really good at
Surviving in cold climates.
Weekend trips.
My job.
Changing flat tires.
Finding crazy awesome movies to watch.
The first things people usually notice about me
The beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My current list:
BOOKS: Wesley Crusher: Teenage F&@k Machine
COMICS: Ms. Marvel, Howard the Duck, Unbeatable Squirrel Girl
MOVIES: Krull, because there's a parallel universe where they made like 4 sequels
TV: The Flash, The Expanse
MUSIC: Healthy mix of 80s
FOOD: Thai. And Mexican. Haven't found Mexi-Thai yet. Maybe I'll invent it.
The six things I could never do without
Plane ticket.
Johnnie Walker Blue.
Comfortable shoes.
A hot shower.
Huey Lewis and the News.
I spend a lot of time thinking about I want to be Doctor Doom when I grow up. ALL HAIL DOOM.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out drinking, at the movies or at a friend's place. On those rare nights when the space-time continuum implodes, all three at the same time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once had an experience that altered my perception of reality forever. And it didn't involve drugs.
You should message me if
You want to drink, laugh, watch movies at the Cinefamily/New Bev/Egyptian/any other theater, play Super Mario, nerd out about things, and have a good time.

Sense of humor and cavalier attitude a must.

Oh, and have proper work/life balance. I found that if you have more than one job, or one job that takes priority over everything else, we ain't going to get on well.