Turn-ons: Loud music, hooded tops, skeletons, masks, shallow graves, Santi Cazorla, 420, cartoons, Joanna Lumley, screaming, your mother.
Turn-offs: Daylight, people, cops, Arsene Wenger, weak rope, police dogs, helicopters, your father.
My sexiest feature? Probably my compassion. Or my tenacity. Or the fact my chest is hairless and as clean as a tub of Sudocrem.
My Myers-Brigg type is BAMF.