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44 South San Francisco, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 36-45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 24
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Full figured
Other and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love"
Dr. Seuss

A friend wrote this part:
I’m funny, sarcastic, creative, clumsy at times, silly most of the time, responsible, a little pervy, cute and curvy, dorky, sweet, kind, straight forward and sensitive.

That's me in a nutshell but there is sooooooo much more.

I cry at sappy commercials and laugh when someone trips and falls down. I feel music and smell colors and every memory has it's own soundtrack. I am sentimental and still have love letters from high school. I still remember the scent and touch of every deep love I have had. I keep them so I know I can feel.

I have many tattoos and even more scars. I don't hide my flaws because each of them is who I am. I revel in my mistakes because each of them is a lesson learned.

I enjoy laughter, sweet kisses, long embraces, snuggles, more laughter, repeat.

I have my own style and can't be pigeonholed into any one category but if I had to describe it would have to be. ..... girly punk ;)

I am looking for a man that has a commanding presence with a gentle side. I am looking for intimacy and passion.
I need someone that sees the fire in my eyes and wants to play with it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Lets start with my geekery: I am active with the Renaissance and Victorian Fairs. No I am NOT a LARPer. I am an actor for the lack of a better term.

I also recently learned to eat fire. My next lesson will be breathing fire.

I never wanted to go to Burning Man because I always associated it with dirty hippies and drugs. Well I went and it was amazing. Not for everyone but I had a blast.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My friends tell me that stories always sound better when I tell them and I am freaking funny!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I smell good. I always smell good. My eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love horror movies and have since I was a small child. My dad and I used to stay up late and watch Creature Features and Godzilla movies.

I like most types of music but love metal, punk, rock, horrorcore and some industrial.

Art is important to me. I love going to museums and exhibits. Science is fun too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
an occasional spanking
more snuggles
oh and can't forget the snuggles
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
whether or not I am prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse.
... whether or not OkCupid is punking me. :(
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There are no "typical" Fridays for me
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I look at both sides of my chips to see which side has most flavor on it so I can eat that side down. Silly hu!

There is very little I won't admit. I have no secrets, just dirty shame!
You should message me if
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...if you do NOT wear fedoras.

I also don't care about your beard. Whether or not you have one is of no interest to me but if you happen to have one please don't tell me how you condition it and take care of it. I don't care.

You should really really really message me if you are the Jack to my Sally?