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43 F South San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:32pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love"
Dr. Seuss

I am attempting to open myself up to new possibilities. So here I am.

I’m funny, sarcastic, creative, clumsy at times, silly most of the time, responsible, a little pervy, cute and curvy, dorky, straight forward and sensitive. I ride motorcycles, have many tattoos and even more scars. I’m an artist, a clown, a zombie, a pirate and a ren faire geek.

I love haunted houses, Halloween, good conversation, making out, laughing, stripey socks, boots and tattoos. I also love poetry, long walks on the beach and poking dead things with a stick! Lol

I have my own style and can't be pigeonholed into any one category but if I had to describe it would have to be. ..... girly punk

Fun Fact: My tattoos are not the most interesting part of me.

I am looking for a man that has a commanding presence with a gentle side.
What I’m doing with my life
Lets start with my geekery: I am active with the Renaissance and Victorian Fairs. No I am NOT a LARPer. I am an actor for the lack of a better term.

I also recently learned to eat fire. My next lesson will be breathing fire.
I’m really good at
My friends tell me that stories always sound better when I tell them and I am freaking funny!
The first things people usually notice about me
That I smell good. I always smell good. My eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love horror movies and have since I was a small child. My dad and I used to stay up late and watch Creature Features and Godzilla movies.

I like most types of music but love metal, punk, rock, horrorcore and some industria.

Art is important to me. I love going to museums and exhibits. Science is fun too.
The six things I could never do without
an occasional spanking
more snuggles
oh and can't forget the snuggles
I spend a lot of time thinking about
whether or not I am prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse
On a typical Friday night I am
There are no "typical" Fridays for me
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I look at both sides of my chips to see which side has most flavor on it so I can eat that side down. Silly hu!

There is very little I won't admit. I have no secrets, just dirty shame!
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 36–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
...if you do NOT wear fedoras.

I also don't care about your beard. Whether or not you have one in of no interest to me but if you happen to have please don't tell me how you condition it and take care of it. I don't care.

You should really message me if you are the Jack to my Sally?

Another fun fact: I am attracted to muscular guys with a Dominant thing going on. I am a brat looking for guidance and discipline. ;)

Disclaimer: What point is there in being shy on a dating site? I find that people tip toe around the subject of sex in order to not seem slutty or whatever but the reality is that it is what drives us as human beings. Sexual attraction is what gets us to a place where you want to get to know some one and then that is where love comes in. I am sick of people kidding themselves. I can find anyone to have an intelligent conversation with but at the end of the day that doesn't make a true connection. I am looking for passion and intimacy.