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Moxxasaurus

28 M Milwaukee, WI

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:49pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm equal parts lazy and busy so this is a work in progress; deal with it.

Let's start with the simple stuff. I am:
Poly - I often have multiple relationships at varying degrees of involvement.
Queer - Some of those relationships are with dudes or once-dudes or not-yet-dudes or not-sures.
Hippie - Can't we all just get along?
Athletic - Walks are nice, runs are better, climbing trees is best.
Nomadic - Couch-surfing and sleeping in my car when I hit the road.
Nerdy - Math, reading, puzzles, video games.
Barefoot - As often as possible.
Employed - Who says you have to put shoes on to make a living?
Selfless - Sure, it's rather boastful but it's true. I'll give you the shirt off my back if you need it.
Spontaneous - Road trip to the Rockies? Done. Just let me grab my laptop and a new shirt.
Hedonistic - I have many, many vices. The first five are coffee.
Carefree - Hakuna Matata, yo.

Questions? Comments? Hugs? Hit me up and we'll find a cup of coffee to chat over.
What I’m doing with my life
Living it, of course.
I’m really good at
Asking
Building
Cooking
Doting
Eating
Fixing
Growing
Hiding
Imbibing
Joking
Kicking
Loving
Meddling
Nurturing
Ogling
Prancing
Questing
Running
Sharing
Teasing
Undoing
Vexing
Wanting
eXclaiming*
Yelling
Zooming

*shut up, X's are hard
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Pssh, I'm not listing all that. Here's some highlights:

Books:
Lord of the Rings
The Art of War

Movies:
Bad kung-fu flicks
Stuff based on comic books

Shows:
Game of Thrones
Hunter x Hunter

Music:
90's Alternative
Dubstep

Food:
Meat
Veggies
The six things I could never do without
Coffee
Whisky
Bacon
Time
Hugs
Handstands
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The zombie apocalypse
My next ninja trick
Why I can't be naked in public
On a typical Friday night I am
Driving to Chicago
Questing
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I exercise to Disney soundtracks.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
- You actively work at being happy. I don't have time for self-sabotaging muggles.
- You want to have adventures with me.
- You think a ninja hug would make your day. (fact: it would)