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Moxxasaurus

28 Milwaukee, WI Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm equal parts lazy and busy so this is a work in progress; deal with it.

Let's start with the simple stuff. I am:
Poly - I often have multiple relationships at varying degrees of involvement.
Queer - Some of those relationships are with dudes or once-dudes or not-yet-dudes or not-sures.
Hippie - Can't we all just get along?
Athletic - Walks are nice, runs are better, climbing trees is best.
Nomadic - Couch-surfing and sleeping in my car when I hit the road.
Nerdy - Math, reading, puzzles, video games.
Barefoot - As often as possible.
Employed - Who says you have to put shoes on to make a living?
Selfless - Sure, it's rather boastful but it's true. I'll give you the shirt off my back if you need it.
Spontaneous - Road trip to the Rockies? Done. Just let me grab my laptop and a new shirt.
Hedonistic - I have many, many vices. The first five are coffee.
Carefree - Hakuna Matata, yo.

Questions? Comments? Hugs? Hit me up and we'll find a cup of coffee to chat over.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it, of course.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Asking
Building
Cooking
Doting
Eating
Fixing
Growing
Hiding
Imbibing
Joking
Kicking
Loving
Meddling
Nurturing
Ogling
Prancing
Questing
Running
Sharing
Teasing
Undoing
Vexing
Wanting
eXclaiming*
Yelling
Zooming

*shut up, X's are hard
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My lack of shoes or shirt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Pssh, I'm not listing all that. Here's some highlights:

Books:
Lord of the Rings
The Art of War

Movies:
Bad kung-fu flicks
Stuff based on comic books

Shows:
Game of Thrones
Hunter x Hunter

Music:
90's Alternative
Dubstep

Food:
Meat
Veggies
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee
Whisky
Bacon
Time
Hugs
Handstands
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The zombie apocalypse
My next ninja trick
Why I can't be naked in public
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Driving to Chicago
Questing
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I exercise to Disney soundtracks.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You actively work at being happy. I don't have time for self-sabotaging muggles.
- You want to have adventures with me.
- You think a ninja hug would make your day. (fact: it would)