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27 Chesapeake, VA Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–39
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Oct 5
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Full figured
Other but it’s not important
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
My self-summary
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Starting to feel that cultured people are a rare oddity now.

Established June 1988.
Pansexual, look it up.
Probably should throw that up here somewhere.
I want a pretty diverse lifestyle.
I enjoy Good Company & Southern Hospitality.
Just trying to live life, and learn as much as I can.
Pro-Choice, Pro-Equal Rights, Same-Sex Marriage Supporter.
I'm plus size, a big girl, bbw, call it what you will but if you can't handle that then don't waste my time please. Oh and If I'm not your preference don't be a douche about it, just remain to the way you were before.
I can't stress enough that I wear a lot of makeup, on a daily basis. I don't care if you like that or you don't. I DON'T wear it to impress anyone, I wear it because that is what I LIKE!
Under this goofy exterior I possess I find it rather hard to show my emotions openly to most. This could be a good or a bad thing depending on the person's outlook. So be patient.
I do however have a big personality but I'd like to think I'm pretty genuine. At the same time I won't deal with bullshit and I will call you out on it. I get along with most people.
Oh I'm addicted to Thrift Stores.
I love all types of music, and I mean practically anything.
I rarely talk to anyone outside of my area, nothing personal.
I've always wanted to learn how to shoot a gun,
although I doubt I'd ever own one.
You know for when the zombie apocalypse happens.
(Double Tap)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to get back on my feet, trying to get my shit together.
Both my folks have been having medical problems so I've been helping them out a lot. Other than that looking for stable work and getting out and about as much as I can I guess.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Cursing like a fuckin' sailor, seriously. My mother hates it, but I get it from my daddy. So if you don't like it, I don't give a shit.
-Making stupid ass facial expressions, I'm a pretty animated person as some would say.
-Respecting alot of different things, and being open and diverse. Also good at adapting to an array of situations.
-Thrifting, fuck I love it. Seriously one of my favorite things to do.
-Chain-smoking while Driving aimlessly, wasting gas in the process. Jamming out to music. When I do have a car.
-Rocking a nose chain from time to time.
-Good at not being good at video games, but I still like to play. But I can whoop ass on SNES.
-being doomed in the "friend-zone" or "hook-up" zone which is even more bullshit.
-singing The Smiths obnoxiously. Lmao
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My style, then my personality, or if I'm in the club my skills on the dance floor. I'm pretty outgoing with most social situations and people can tell. I'm not a very forgettable person whether we've only met once or I see you everyday.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: 300, Boondock Saints, Ghost World, Some Like it Hot, Stigmata, Cry Baby, Night of the Living Dead, Ghostbusters, Savage Streets, Mystery Team, Ghost World, Tank Girl, Fifth Element, Pretty in Pink, Day of the Dead, Breakfast Club, SLC Punk, Clockwork Orange, Troy, Inglorious Bastards, anything by John Waters, Really anything but I like cheesy 80s movies, anything Horror/Zombie related, and almost anything on war.

Music: psychobilly, rockabilly, punk, ska, indie rock, electro, dubstep, crust punk, D-beat, oldies, soul, dance hall, reggae, old country, ambient, industrial, Techno, Batcave, New Wave, 80s, bollywood, D&B, death rock, Gypsy Folk Rock, Punjabi, I have an extensive taste of music so anything and everything. But I'm a huge fan of The Smiths & Morrissey so Moz Army to the front of the line.

Food: Mexican, Italian, Greek, I'm kind of a picky eater, I suppose just depends on what it is for me to try it. I'm also allergic to shellfish, so I don't and won't eat seafood.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Besides the obvious...

Hitachi Wand.
Good Conversation.
Decent computer with internet.
Working ability of all my senses.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-What the future has in store for me, Ambitions in life.
-Ideas in my head. Different design aspects I have.
-How it would be to live this age in a different time era.
-living in post-apocalyptic era.
-running away and traveling like a gypsy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
This varies each weekend. Usually working until the evening. If I'm not out with friends I'm usually hibernating on xbox and/or netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm not easily won over, and I don't fall for people easily at all. The whole "She wear her heart on her sleeve" just isn't for me, which I feel is my down fall at times.

I can be pretty blunt sometimes even insensitive.

Oh.... and I still sleep with my Mighty Morphin Power Rangers comforter. <3
You should message me if
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If your actually looking for a friend, and not an easy lay. Seriously, fuck your hidden agendas they won't work here.

ALSO I'm NOT interested in couples, or hooking up with your partner, or people looking strictly for casual sex. I'm flattered but I'm NOT looking for that. Not looking for someone in an open relationship, not looking to be someone's well-kept secret. No no no, go the fuck on with that.

If you appreciate The Smiths or Morrissey/Moz as much as I do.

Men with beards to the front of the line....

& if you aren't socially awkward as fuck.

Oh and don't be an asshat.