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MplsDuder

39 M Minneapolis, MN

My Details

Last Online
Aug 30, 2008
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Unemployed
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Take my Lebowski test, you probably won't do too well on it though unless you've seen the movie multiple times. And by multiple, I mean hundreds. ha ha

I am pathological, adorable, and akin to rice
What I’m doing with my life
I march drum and bugle corps, the best hobby in the world, and I love taking road trips even though they have a tendency to ding up my windshield. Yelling at H2's on the road, most useless vehicle ever made. I have my stickers in the trunk so watch out! Blading and what have you. In a word, wasting it --- and of course, work, work, work, blah blah blah, daydreaming
I’m really good at
Marching bass drum. Backrubs. Quoting lines from the Big Lebowski. I could go on and on...
The first things people usually notice about me
You'll want to touch my hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 'trilogy', anything weird, quirky, funny, or scary. B: Any and all of them, especially the Big Lebowski (duh) and Office Space and Super Troopers and Tenenbaums and too many more to keep going, you get the idea, I like comedies C: Anything except country and western, and I suppose you can add most rap to that list too, and I don't care if you're friends with Snoop D: I stopped digesting last May
The six things I could never do without
I don't believe in absolutes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The guy who invented the pet rock.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I just recently decided that I do, in fact, want kids.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–64
  • Near me
  • Who are single
You should message me if
You have a pulse and you like sarcasm/irony.