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MplsDuder

35 / M / straight / Married

Minneapolis, Minnesota

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Last Online
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Ethnicity
Height
6' 0" (1.82m).
Body Type
Skinny
Looking For
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Virgo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Unemployed
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Kids
Pets
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am pathological, adorable, and akin to rice.

My Self-Summary

Take my Lebowski test, you probably won't do too well on it though unless you've seen the movie multiple times. And by multiple, I mean hundreds. ha ha

What I’m doing with my life

I march drum and bugle corps, the best hobby in the world, and I love taking road trips even though they have a tendency to ding up my windshield. Yelling at H2's on the road, most useless vehicle ever made. I have my stickers in the trunk so watch out! Blading and what have you. In a word, wasting it --- and of course, work, work, work, blah blah blah, daydreaming

I’m really good at

Marching bass drum. Backrubs. Quoting lines from the Big Lebowski. I could go on and on...

The first things people usually notice about me

You'll want to touch my hair.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

A: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 'trilogy', anything weird, quirky, funny, or scary. B: Any and all of them, especially the Big Lebowski (duh) and Office Space and Super Troopers and Tenenbaums and too many more to keep going, you get the idea, I like comedies C: Anything except country and western, and I suppose you can add most rap to that list too, and I don't care if you're friends with Snoop D: I stopped digesting last May

The six things I could never do without

I don't believe in absolutes

I spend a lot of time thinking about

The guy who invented the pet rock.

On a typical Friday night I am

Define typical

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I just recently decided that I do, in fact, want kids.

You should message me if

You have a pulse and you like sarcasm/irony.