Take my Lebowski test, you probably won't do too well on it though unless you've seen the movie multiple times. And by multiple, I mean hundreds. ha ha

I am pathological, adorable, and akin to rice

I march drum and bugle corps, the best hobby in the world, and I love taking road trips even though they have a tendency to ding up my windshield. Yelling at H2's on the road, most useless vehicle ever made. I have my stickers in the trunk so watch out! Blading and what have you. In a word, wasting it --- and of course, work, work, work, blah blah blah, daydreaming

Marching bass drum. Backrubs. Quoting lines from the Big Lebowski. I could go on and on...

You'll want to touch my hair.

A: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 'trilogy', anything weird, quirky, funny, or scary. B: Any and all of them, especially the Big Lebowski (duh) and Office Space and Super Troopers and Tenenbaums and too many more to keep going, you get the idea, I like comedies C: Anything except country and western, and I suppose you can add most rap to that list too, and I don't care if you're friends with Snoop D: I stopped digesting last May

I don't believe in absolutes

The guy who invented the pet rock.

Define typical

I just recently decided that I do, in fact, want kids.

You have a pulse and you like sarcasm/irony.