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Mpr3ssive

37 M Paramus, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:51am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Have you ever become aware of the fact that the best things are hardly ever on the front shelf? If you go to your neighborhood bookstore, which books are immediately in the front? I would put money on it that it's neither Henry David Thoreau nor Shakespeare. What about restaurants, clubs, lounges, or bars? Why is it that the best ones are concealed in tight alleyways while the awful ones are in the spotlight? I wonder if the same applies to the opposite sex. Perhaps, I should try to find you in these concealed, dark places of the online dating world and not at some chic lounge in the city? I wonder?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm always up for an adventure. One of the best times I’ve had camping was in PA; me, few of my friends, and a bear. One of my passions is working on my car and I’m about to explore its limits on road courses (racetracks). There are even rumors that I'll be the next Michael Schumacher. Small children and babies fall instantly in love with me. I can bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. I'm fluent in sarcasm. My closest friends are eccentric, to say the least, and stand by my side but I wouldn't change them for the world. I know what I want in my life and strive to make that happen. The best way to win me over is back rubs. (I give great ones too). On a much deeper level, psychology is a topic that lately entertains my mind.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
drinking wine while someone else cooks.
rewinding DVD's.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is an uncanny resemblance to YOUNGER versions of Russel Crow or Mickey Rourke.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Non-fiction, history, anything related to Bayerische Motoren Werke, The 48 Laws of Power by Robert Greene, etc.

Music: House, Trance, Techno, Bob Sinclair, Armin van Buuren, Paul Oakenfold, Paul Van Dyk, Booka Shade, Depeche Mode, The Doors, Beastie Boys, Sublime, Pete Rock and C.L. Smooth, EPMD...

Movies: Dumb and Dumber, King of New York, Best of the Best...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family
Friends
Good Laughs
Exercise
My Computer
Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what I should be doing significant in my life instead of sitting here thinking.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working on my car but on a Saturday night I would dress you up in a sexy space suit, pop you down in the passenger seat of my pimped-out rocket ship, and blast off for undiscovered galaxies! I'll pilot us amongst the stars and past the black holes, but I'm counting on you to pick the best CD's for our trip!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Then it wouldn't be private, would it?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you meet the following prerequisites:

• Must know the difference between "your" and "you're".
• Must not "tawk like dis", otherwise "fuhgeddaboudit"!
• Must not have been on a reality show.
• Must know how to drive in reverse... don't ask! ;P
• IQ must exceed bra size.

P.S. If I send you a message that seems peculiar, it's probably because I think you're cute/interesting and I'm just messing with you. I'm a bit sarcastic, just slightly… and I probably want to see how funny/witty your reply is.