Have you ever become aware of the fact that the best things are
hardly ever on the front shelf? If you go to your neighborhood
bookstore, which books are immediately in the front? I would put
money on it that it's neither Henry David Thoreau nor Shakespeare.
What about restaurants, clubs, lounges, or bars? Why is it that the
best ones are concealed in tight alleyways while the awful ones are
in the spotlight? I wonder if the same applies to the opposite sex.
Perhaps, I should try to find you in these concealed, dark places
of the online dating world and not at some chic lounge in the city?
What I’m doing with my life
I'm always up for an adventure. One of the best times I’ve had
camping was in PA; me, few of my friends, and a bear. One of my
passions is working on my car and I’m about to explore its limits
on road courses (racetracks). There are even rumors that I'll be
the next Michael Schumacher. Small children and babies fall
instantly in love with me. I can bake 30 minute brownies in 20
minutes flat. I'm fluent in sarcasm. My closest friends are
eccentric, to say the least, and stand by my side but I wouldn't
change them for the world. I know what I want in my life and strive
to make that happen. The best way to win me over is back rubs. (I
give great ones too). On a much deeper level, psychology is a topic
that lately entertains my mind.
I’m really good at
drinking wine while someone else cooks.
The first things people usually notice about me
is an uncanny resemblance to YOUNGER versions of Russel Crowe or
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Non-fiction, history, anything related to Bayerische Motoren
Werke, The 48 Laws of Power by Robert Greene, etc.
Music: House, Trance, Techno, Bob Sinclair, Armin van Buuren, Paul
Oakenfold, Paul Van Dyk, Booka Shade, Depeche Mode, The Doors,
Beastie Boys, Sublime, Pete Rock and C.L. Smooth, EPMD...
Movies: Dumb and Dumber, King of New York, Best of the Best...
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what I should be doing significant in my life instead of sitting
On a typical Friday night I am
working on my car but on a Saturday night I would dress you up in a
sexy space suit, pop you down in the passenger seat of my
pimped-out rocket ship, and blast off for undiscovered galaxies!
I'll pilot us amongst the stars and past the black holes, but I'm
counting on you to pick the best CD's for our trip!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Then it wouldn't be private, would it?
You should message me if
you meet the following prerequisites:
• Must know the difference between "your" and "you're".
• Must not "tawk like dis", otherwise "fuhgeddaboudit"!
• Must not have been on a reality show.
• Must know how to drive in reverse... don't ask! ;P
• IQ must exceed bra size.
P.S. If I send you a message that seems peculiar, it's probably
because I think you're cute/interesting and I'm just messing with
you. I'm a bit sarcastic, just slightly… and I probably want to see
how funny/witty your reply is.