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catsovermoney

31 M Saint Clair Shores, MI

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:58am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Transportation
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You think you're going to live your life alone
In darkness and seclusion... yeah, I know
You've been out there and tried to mix with those animals
And it just left you full of humiliated confusion
So you stagger back home and wait for nothing
But the solitary refinement of your room spits you back onto the streets
And now you're desperate and in need of human contact
And then you meet me

Favorite food- Milk Steak(boiled over hard, with a side of your finest jelly beans, raw)

Hobbies- Magnets

Likes- ghouls

Dislikes- people knees

Please be single...
I'm fine with being friends. Maybe more, maybe something in between.

Be h/w porportionate.

Jeans. High and tight.

So, I really like going to garage sales and antique stores. I have strange collections.

I own my own house, truck, boat. I'm doing well in life.
EDIT- jk lol I got laid off
EDIT THAT EDIT. I have a job

I feel better now that I've excluded everyone one here from contacting me. I'm really a nice guy or something.

I'm not going to send you stupid pickup lines. If I'm interested, I'm just going to tell you that. It's rather simple. I don't know anything about you. But if I say something I obviously may think you might be attractive. OR WHATEVER

I may or may not lack emotions
Hi

I'm work nights/midnights/long hours, 4 days a week.

I collect Art Deco clocks and stuff. Westclox and G.E. mostly. And owls. Electric irons too. And nautical stuff.

Want to play pinball or something? I love pinball. Swimming? Fishing? Drinking?
My house is Art Deco/vintage/owl barn. Lets go to estate sales and stuff.

I DO NOT LIVE IN INDIANA. I just visit 2x a week for business. Maybe we can get lunch?

Push and believe . Positive energy. Yes! Enjoy it! You got it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working, a lot. EDIT-jklol
Fishing
Correcting spelling mistakes on Craigslist
Quantum physics
Singing Peter Cetera classics in public restrooms
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cleaning toilets, stalking, drinking, being an asshole. Hate.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I probably smell like whiskey
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
TV
Eastbound and down
Boardwalk empire
Game of throans
Lost
Breaking bad

Podcasts
JRE
Ari Shafirr
Hardcore History
Doug Stanhope
Bill Burr
Radio lab
Your moms house

Music
Rock n roll/rockabilly/glam/punk/outlaw country

Steven Seagal movies
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cat.
Cats.
Little kitty paws
Whiskers
Purrs
Baby kitties
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The waitress, walleyes, why does everyone want to text endlessly and never meet??
CATSCATSCATS

Simulation Theory

Why do all of you live under bridges? Grossing me out??

Margaret Fox
John Merrick
Virginia Woolf
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Starring into the void in my darkened house. Trying to get stray cats to come in. I'm fairly introverted, I prefer to spend time one on one. I don't want to go dancing with all your hipster friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a total creeper

Yeah.

And I WILL use the D.E.N.N.I.S. system on you

I rated a tranny 4 stars on here, then realized my mistake....
Not that there's anything wrong with that...but if you're that tranny, I'm not interested. Good job though.

I'm a cold heartbreaker
Fit ta burn and I'll rip
your heart in two
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think you're hot stuff. You're not afraid of me. You are ready to see where things go.
You aren't a full blown hipster. If you like to make fun of hipsters.
If your heros are any of the following.
Jesco White
Hank Williams
Glenn Danzig
Elvis
Shane MacGowen

Hate cats? Don't even think about it.
No skin poets