In darkness and seclusion... yeah, I know
You've been out there and tried to mix with those animals
And it just left you full of humiliated confusion
So you stagger back home and wait for nothing
But the solitary refinement of your room spits you back onto the streets
And now you're desperate and in need of human contact
And then you meet me
Favorite food- Milk Steak(boiled over hard, with a side of your finest jelly beans, raw)
Dislikes- people knees
Please be single...
I'm fine with being friends. Maybe more, maybe something in between.
Be h/w porportionate.
Jeans. High and tight.
So, I really like going to garage sales and antique stores. I have strange collections.
I own my own house, truck, boat. I'm doing well in life.
EDIT- jk lol I got laid off
EDIT THAT EDIT. I have a job
I feel better now that I've excluded everyone one here from contacting me. I'm really a nice guy or something.
I'm not going to send you stupid pickup lines. If I'm interested, I'm just going to tell you that. It's rather simple. I don't know anything about you. But if I say something I obviously may think you might be attractive. OR WHATEVER
I may or may not lack emotions
I'm work nights/midnights/long hours, 4 days a week.
I collect Art Deco clocks and stuff. Westclox and G.E. mostly. And owls. Electric irons too. And nautical stuff.
Want to play pinball or something? I love pinball. Swimming? Fishing? Drinking?
My house is Art Deco/vintage/owl barn. Lets go to estate sales and stuff.
I DO NOT LIVE IN INDIANA. I just visit 2x a week for business. Maybe we can get lunch?
I'm looking for someone who wants to go to Lansing or Toledo and see Doug Stanhope with me...let me know. I'll get tickets.