I hate self-promotion! I'm a guy, I like stuff - what else can I say?

I'm a Mechatronic Engineer working at a fibre optic company, which means I get paid to play with robots and lasers!

Again, blatant self-promotion, seriously?

I'm good at electronics, programming, robotics, running, swimming, thinking, misc, etc, so on and so forth...

... I got bored filling this section out, let's call this a first draft...

My sense of humour - I seem to contain more amusement than a barrel of particularly whimsical monkeys, which is the recommended daily dose for an adult in these parts. So watch yourselves!

1 - My dogs, I love those tiny furry dynamos
2 - The beach, especially during summer
3 - SCIENCE! (Keeps my feet on the ground and the moon in the sky)
4 - Google/wikipedia, without them my IQ drops about 50 points
5 - My best friend from high school
6 - The gym, otherwise I'd get fat and explode

I don't even know where to start. What I would do in the case of a zombie apocalypse? How to earn ludicrous amounts of money without selling my soul? How to make a kickass hovercraft? Is it possible to make a food that contains everything we need and absolutely nothing we don't, and still tastes awesome?

That, friends, was just a sample of the wondrous places my brain goes in the space of a few minutes. Be warned - if we ever meet and you ask me what i'm thinking about that instant, prepare yourself for a response containing at least five different topics, and two types of cheese. Also, innuendo.

You think I'm cute and want to chat!