Found my inner child, tied him up, and kidnapped him
My self-summary Propose an edit
Don't just stalk me, email me, I don't bite.. too hard,
usually.
Hello and welcome to my tiny little corner of okcupid. Pull up a
sofa and relax.
I am a fiercely independent, passionate, intelligent borderline
loner who has a hard time marching to any beat in life but my own.
Most say I'm very laid back, understanding and easy to get along
with or talk to. I come off as mature and confident because I don't
let things that I can't change bother me. Part of maturity is
knowing the time and place to be immature. I'm perpetually curious,
always in motion and love to explore. My main deal is balance in
all things I do.
I've been known for my wicked sense of humor.
I have little imagine and really bad taste. I'm also horrible in
bed. Yeah, bet that is the first time you ever heard that. Everyone
is bad in bed, lets face it, we're just not the porn stars we make
ourselves out to be. Or are we? Half of this blathering is so I
could fill up my profile some more on that quest for the ever so
holy 100% on my profile. Enjoy the read, I'm normally not this
schitzo.
I love to read, make things with my hands, make music, ride my
motorcycle, see live music, hang out with friends, work in my
gardens, watch horror and sci-fi movies, take occasional unplanned
road trips, online gaming and cooking.
I'm not into: sports on tv, exploring the latest in fashion,
clubbing or the whole bar scene.
My greatest passion is making music. I'm currently the guitarist
for a local Chicago metal band. We play at least 2x a month and
practice 1-2x a week. This is my leisure as well as guy time, and
is not negotiable.
You hopefully are independent as well, but still able to get close
to a person. People probably describe you as just a penis and
minivan away from being prime serial killer material. You should be
at least somewhat energetic and positive as well as not being
afraid to try new things on occasion. Vibrant, sparkling
personalities and a positive outlook are always a plus, as well as
someone who can bring out my more playful side.
Ideally, I want someone who not only is willing to share my time,
but contribute to it, and allow me to do the same for them.
I don't really care about your color, religion or politics as long
as you don't feel the need to preach them to me. I'm interested in
knowing YOU, the person and the things that define you as
one.
Some notes about me: I'm allergic to some cats. Its hit or miss and
I can deal with it for the right person, but just be aware of that.
I'm accepting of most things about a person so please be the same.
I'm not a racist, and don't have much tolerance for it in
others.
I'm not really interested much in going to 'the city', nor spending
much time there. The two of us just aren't a match, so if you're a
confirmed city dweller, I'm sorry, it just likely won't work
out.
Now, why don't you just hit that Contact User button and talk to
me.
See you soon
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What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit
Outside of my day job, I own a web design business. Its one of my creative outlets, and lets
me unleash my inner geek.
I've been on a radical and intense system of self improvement. Since the
beginning of the year 2007, I've dropped 45 lbs as of August, and
plan on dropping even more until I am to the weight I want to be
at. This is my goal, and I'm succeeding at it.
I'm the lead
guitarist for the metal band Sacrament of the Sick.
Some find us playing somewhere and say Hi.
finding fun and inventive ways to stay cool this summer without
using the dreaded energy sucking and wallet draining air
conditioner.
Working slowly but surely on a book I've been writing the past
year. Its been an interesting and fantastic learning experience.
Maybe it might even get published some day.
I'm really good at Propose an edit
Oh, I'll have to save the good bits for later, how much do you
expect me to spill on a page like this? A guy has to keep some
mystery about him.
I love Sci-Fi,
horror, cyberpunk and alternate
history fiction novels and movies.
I'm a fount of useless knowledge. No really,
I can quote out some of the most inane and obscure crap you've ever
seen.
Gardening! I
have and am building an awesome garden at my house. My back yard is
fixing to be insane, and the view from the balcony here should be
awesome!
I am the lord of the BBQ. 'nuff said.
Playing stringed instruments. Guitar, bass, violin (a little) and
so on. Its just something that fits me.
I'm probably smarter and better read than you, but I don't let that
go to my head unless you're an idiot. If anything, I can talk with
people on almost any subject. Yes, I'm likely the worlds best
bullshit artist as well, but if I'm that good at it, will you ever
really know?
That was a complete dramatization of course.
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit
I've been told either my eyes, smile, hands or voice. Anything
else, well, you'll have to tell me. Most people instantly feel safe
and secure around me. Maybe that's a good thing, maybe not.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit
I'll read anything put in front of me, I just tend to eat books
like a supermodel goes through diet pills and prozac. Just finished
Freakanomics, The biography of William Gaines (founder of Mad
Magazine), The Satanic Witch, and Dimestore Magic last month. Right
now, I'm Reading a fascinating book on number theory and another on
Thai Massage.
I love action, comedy, underdog sci-fi and horror movies. Oh, and
anything with Jackie Chan. He just rules.
I listen to all kinds of music but I tend toward metal in all its
forms. Musical Favorites include: Witchery, Motorhead, Black Sabbath, God Dethroned, Obituary, Type O Negative,
Count Basie,
Glen Miller,
Rockin
Sydney, AC/DC,
Johnny Cash,
The Beach
Boys, GBH,
Suicidal
Tendencies, The
Doors, and The Stray Cats
Food is easy.. BBQ, sushi, italian, japanese, mexican, thai. I also
make a mean kraut plate.
The six things I could never do without Propose an edit
Cognitive reasoning ability, great sex, touch, music, mental
stimulation, winter.
Hey, I'm a demanding and choosy bastard, ok? But really, who
couldn't do with all these things. Give me some credit here to not
putting up some of the usual uninspired, non witty crap like air,
food, water, etc.
I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit
Oh come on, I'm a guy. 99% of my thinking is comprised of Sex, fart jokes and what beer is best. I'm kidding of course. I
don't think about what beer is best.
Actually, I wonder a lot of times on these awards I have on my page
here. Lets see how they measure up to how I actually am:
More Adventurous: Yep, true. I'll try anything twice
More Aggressive: About most things? Kinda Average
More Cocky: Heh, maybe
Less Compassionate / Less Giving: Rather the opposite, but I have
limits.
More Independent: Almost to a fault
More Kinky: Ok, who wants to strap me to a wall and beat me with
live ferrets?
Less Optimistic: Nope, I'm positive we're all going to die
More Republican: Only in that I'm a lot less democrat. I'm a
libertarian actually.
More Desiring of sex: Hey, you try having the sex drive of the
starting line of a high school basketball team, ok?
Less Spiritual: Not really true. I'm just not extroverted about
it
Less spontaneous: Yeah, true
Less Emotional: More like More Rational.
On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit
Typically cruising the streets on the bike, enjoying the air...
Jamming with the band at some shitty bar... Drinkin' beer and
makin' bonsai trees... delving into my own geeky world of books...
or just watching TV. Really, could be anything. Depends on the
mood, weather, company, how many crickets chirped while I was
taking a leak, you name it.
The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit
I have something that I've never let hold me back, and thats being
blind in one eye. Its a challenge at times, but strength of will
can overcome anything.
I used to play chess in the park with nuns.
I randomly email people here and compliment them on some
outstanding feature of theirs if they have one. Usually peoples
eyes.
I have an odd fascination with old maps.
Women with glasses are irresistible.
You should message me if Propose an edit
This is usually the spot where we put something pseudo-witty like
'if you can' or some such.
not my style.
Instead, since so many feel free to put it on theirs somewhere,
I'll just come out right now with the shallow end of what I'm
looking for and not looking for.
No Married chicks No Cougars No Living with parents No Welfare
cases No confirmed city dwellers No one who can't take a joke
If you don't like it, tough. Don't email me complaining about it
either.
What I am looking for: Someone who can be themselves Funny and
intelligent, Great Ass, Willing to put their fair share in, Willing
to challenge me, Has enough passion to love something besides
themselves or their kids solely. Now read that one again. If all
you love and can love is yourself, and/or your kids, go away.
Look forward to hearing from you
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My personality awards
Questions He Cares About View all
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- Do you pick up after yourself? Be honest.
- · Always.
- · Yeah, when I have the time.
- · No, I live in filth.
- · No, my mom/roommate/partner mostly does it for me.
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- Do you think the public should have access to any literature, regardless of its content?
- · Yes
- · No; some things should be censored
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- When faced with an important decision that may affect others, which of the following considerations would you rank highest?
- · Justice.
- · Compassion.
- · Practicality.
- · Self-interest.
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- Do you believe a couple should live together before considering marriage?
- · Yes
- · No
- · I'm Not Sure
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Tests He's Taken View all
| Title | His Result | Your Result |
|---|---|---|
| Title | His Result | Your Result |
| "What kind of Coffee customer are you" quiz?! | Customer Of The Year! | Take it! |
| Zombie, Zombie Food, or Zombie Survivor Test | The Survivor | Take it! |
| Are You Good In Bed? Quiz. | The Sexmaster! | Take it! |
| The what kind of pagan are you test. | Ecclectic | Take it! |
| The Very Offensive Religion Test | Agnostic | Take it! |








