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Ah, its times like this when things are most amusing.

No rest for teh crazy.

Ok, so I met some chick online. Its cool. it happens.

Ever find one of those real winners that as you talk to them more, just get crazier and crazier? yeah, found one of those kinds of bunny boilers.

Imagine this one.. 30 years old. Still lives with mommy and daddy. Has a fear of almost everything, even sunlight. Oh god. I wasn't quite sure, but I think the utter lack of social skills or graces is what did it for me. Yeah, pretty sure thats what it was. So yeah, date finally ends after I make up an excuse about having to be somewhere else. So we talk a bit more. For no reason I can think of, we end up scheduling a second date. I think just to shut her up.

Ever find one of those people that pretty much start with hero worship after 3 calls? Yes, lets meet contestant #1 here.


So basically, after a few more conversations, I decide, thats enough, it ain't going to happen. This isn't just someone reacting badly, this is just batshit crazy girl. So, she gets the heave ho.

Well, long story short, she begs off and asks to just be friends. Ok, fine.. who knows. could work. Well, here comes teh posessiveness again. The neediness, and I swear, she thought now we were an item. Finally, I had enough of this childish dimwittery and more or less said I just cant be around you anymore. Just don't contact me anymore.

Well guess what.. More texts, more emails, more calls, and this person keeps trying to get a hold of me online. *sigh*

Block here, block there and some peace.

Now just to find out how to block texts on my phone. Yep, this winner of a bunny boiler still sends me about 3-4 texts a day. Its almost comical watching the progression here.

first, i'm mean
*no response from me*
then i'm deliberating hurting her
*still no response from me*
gets her little ex b/f to call me and try to act big and bad
*I about pee myself laughing, hes a pencil necked wuss*
now im cruel and mean
*no response from me*
then the personal attacks come rolling in
*no response from me*
blah blah blah
*message: what part of I wish to no longer have any interraction with you didn't make sense, you lost me, now please leave*
whine whine whine, im a monster, etc
*no response from me*
you get the idea


haha latest, having someone calling from a blocked number to try to threaten me.

ah you know, sometimes things are too amusing to not share with others.

how many others have had bunny boiling stalkers?

keep calling and texting honey, you're adding infinite amounts of amusement material to everyone here.


god, was I just that horny to not just run away after their first badly typed message??