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MrBGilkes

34 M Plumstead, UK

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:49pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Barry, a 33 year old South East Londoner. Friends tell me that I am a laid back, intelligent, honest and very down to earth guy possessing a dry and unpredictable sense of humour. Sarcasm being a speciality.

In my spare time I like to watch DVDs, shoot some pool, play poker, restaurants, pubs, cocktail bars, sing karaoke, decent heated discussions.

Myers Briggs : ISTJ.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
In my current role I'm a trade analyst for a major mobile phone retailer, basically an Excel whizkid that summarises raw data into bitesize bits of information relating to demographics, upsell, attach rates, etc.

I tend to alternate my weekends relaxing indoors with nights out with friends and trying to find the time to take up new hobbies, at the moment I'm supposed to be learning electric guitar, really proud to say that I can play twinkle twinkle little star! Born to rock!

I've also started playing Badminton recently in order to get my fitness up again as I've been pretty slack for the last couple of years.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, being observant, remembering small details, lateral thinking, building/fixing PC's, texas hold'em, chess, football, pool, karaoke, Schwarzeneggar impersonations.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My face usually
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I'm not a particularly avid reader, but I am currently getting through Battle Royale by Koushun Takamio and just started on A Song of Ice and Fire.

Films: I tend to enjoy watching comedies and action thrillers, anything enjoyable and original. I also love films that really make you think afterwards and spark discussions with friends like Requiem for a Dream or Donnie Darko. I'm also partial to really shite movies, including and not limited to Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, Surf Nazis Must Die, Hobo With A Shotgun, Big Tits Zombie, Gymkata.

TV: I don't watch much TV, when I do I'll scour the channels for comedies or documentaries first then unwittingly settle on You've Been Framed/Top Gear repeats on Dave. TV shows I have really got into recently are Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead and Community.

Music wise, I do have a fondness for the 80's though none are on my iPod (I'm not silly!), I prefer rock/indie. Not too heavy, but I like my music upbeat. Check out Baddies-Tiger Face, Miles Kane-Inhaler or Findlay-Off and On to get an idea :)

When it comes to food, I'll try most things but I don't like seafood (fish is fine)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family
Friends
Food
Drink
Sleep
PC
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I could write here that would amaze people and show them what an absolutely, bloody fantastic bloke I am!

...Answers on a postcard.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually in the pub after work for a well deserved (I kid) pint with colleagues, then sometimes out for a meal/trendy bar with friends :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to play videogames, as trivial as that sounds, it seems to be quite a revelation on this dating website and frowned upon.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're Kelly Brook.
You're not Kelly Brook but you're lovely anyway.
You need a duet partner in karaoke.
You have a dry and sometimes an offbeat sense of humour that's ahead of the curve.

I can also help out if:
You want to learn the offside rule.
You need your computer fixing.
You need help with a complex excel formula.