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24 Rome, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 8
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Working on two-year college
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just call me Beau.

Well, to put it bluntly (and honestly), I'm just a Joker looking for his Harley Quinn. I'm the antihero character of a weird-fiction story that is my life. Questionable morals and a short attention span to boot. I'll save the damsel in distress, but I'll also beat the crap out of the bad guy in the worst way possible. All in all though, I feel I always do the right thing in the end (sometimes).

I'm an avid hiker and I enjoy the occasional fight club nights with my friends (don't tell anyone).

I'm also a huge fan of anime and manga, and I don't ever plan to stop enjoying these things, no matter how old I am.

I'm not a fan of kids and I doubt I'll ever consider having them, but I will beat the shit out of anyone who tries to harm a child.

I believe the idea of institutional marriage is a government scam and that a legal binding contract between two humans has absolutely nothing to do with the simple nature of being with someone who you actually "love". Don't over-complicate compassion!

The thought of living to a ripe old age and dying in a hospital bed reeking of piss doesn't suit someone like me. I'm completely content with calling it quits when I feel I've done all I can in life, so long as I die with a smile on my face (or at least go out with a bang).

I know what I'm doing with my life and where I want to be (which is far the fuck away from Mordor, NY, aka Rome/Utica) I wan't travel and eventually head out West where my best friends are and beyond (New Zealand would be nice). But until then, I have some things I need to take care of here at home.

If any of that sounds about right to you, then let's have at it!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Running, jumping, climbing trees, putting on makeup when you're up there.

Aside from that, I am slowly but assuredly, finishing up my last semester at FLCC for Environmental Conservation and viticulture.

Currently working a few jobs for the DMV and the Utica Public Market, as well as soon to be starting an internship as a reporter for The Daily Sentinel. I love writing and I have unrealistically high ambitions of some day being a big name author. I've self-published two books so far and have two more underway this summer.

I also do freelance work as a ghost writer for hire and online journalist for video game reviews and movies. Check out my work below and spread the love!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Screwing the rules and sucking the marrow out of life.

If you understand either of those references, we're off to a good start!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My warped sense of humor and the lack of fucks I give
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This list could go on and on... so I'll just give you my top five for each (on a personal level).

Authors: Hunter S. Thompson, Clive Barker, H.P. Lovecraft, Thomas Harris, and Stephen King.

Movies: Jurassic Park, A Clockwork Orange, American Beauty/Psycho, Donnie Darko, and Bedknobs & Broomsticks.

Shows: Mystery Science Theater 3000, Hannibal, Cowboy Bebop, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and Dexter. (and a shit ton of more anime!)

Music: Anything by Maynard James Keenan, Deftones, Marilyn Manson, Minus The Bear, and Rammstein.

Food: Wine, pizza, Asian cuisine, PB&J, and Rum. (I'm an occasional alcoholic, its my curse as a writer)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My best friends (I'm very selectively social, so they mean the world to me).
My MP3 player.
A good bottle of rum.
Three other things of importance.

"Two guys on LSD just said I look like an anthropomorphic fox" -Good times!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A parallel universe where I have super powers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Midnight car ride across empty country roads, windows rolled down, and the music blaring.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wish I had more black friends.
You should message me if
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Whatever floats your boat.

If this is more info than you wanted to know, then sorry, but I'm gonna be honest, "I've been there and done that" so to speak, and it's getting old. I'm ready for something different for once.

(Oh, and just because it says I'm online, doesn't mean I'm near the computer, so I might not get back to you right away.)