Well, just call me Beau. I just recently moved to Washington state from New York.
To put it bluntly (and honestly), I'm just a Joker looking for his Harley Quinn. I'm the antihero character of a weird-fiction story that is my life. My moral compass is a roulette wheel and I have a short attention span to boot. I'll save the damsel in distress, but I'll also beat the crap out of the bad guy in the worst way possible and enjoy it. All in all though, I feel I always do the right thing in the end (sometimes).
I'm an avid hiker and I enjoy the occasional fight club nights with my friends (don't tell anyone).
I'm also a huge fan of anime and manga, and I don't ever plan to stop enjoying these things, no matter how old I am.
I'm not a fan of kids and I doubt I'll ever consider having them, but I will beat the shit out of anyone who tries to harm a child.
I believe the idea of institutional marriage is a government scam and that a legal binding contract between two humans has absolutely nothing to do with the simple nature of being with someone who you actually "love". Don't over-complicate compassion!
The thought of living to a ripe old age and dying in a hospital bed reeking of piss doesn't suit someone like me. I'm completely content with calling it quits when I feel I've done all I can in life, so long as I die with a smile on my face (or at least go out with a bang).
If any of that sounds about right to you, then let's have at it!
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If you understand either of those references, we're off to a good start!
Authors: Hunter S. Thompson, Clive Barker, H.P. Lovecraft, Thomas Harris, and Stephen King.
Movies: Jurassic Park, A Clockwork Orange, American Beauty/Psycho, Donnie Darko, and Bedknobs & Broomsticks.
Shows: Mystery Science Theater 3000, Hannibal, Cowboy Bebop, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and Dexter. (and a shit ton of more anime!)
Music: Anything by Maynard James Keenan, Deftones, Marilyn Manson, Minus The Bear, and Rammstein.
Food: Wine, pizza, Asian cuisine, PB&J, and Rum. (I'm an occasional alcoholic, its my curse as a writer)
My MP3 player.
A good bottle of rum.
Three other things of importance.
"Two guys on LSD just said I look like an anthropomorphic fox" -Good times!
If this is more info than you wanted to know, then sorry, but I'm gonna be honest, "I've been there and done that" so to speak, and it's getting old. I'm ready for something different for once.
(Oh, and just because it says I'm online, doesn't mean I'm near the computer, so I might not get back to you right away.)