Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just call me Beau.
Well, to put it bluntly (and honestly), I'm just a Joker looking
for his Harley Quinn. I'm the antihero character of a weird-fiction
story that is my life. Questionable morals and a short attention
span to boot. I'll save the damsel in distress, but I'll also beat
the crap out of the bad guy in the worst way possible. All in all
though, I feel I always do the right thing in the end
I'm an avid hiker and I enjoy the occasional fight club nights with
my friends (don't tell anyone).
I'm also a huge fan of anime and manga, and I don't ever plan to
stop enjoying these things, no matter how old I am.
I'm not a fan of kids and I doubt I'll ever consider having them,
but I will beat the shit out of anyone who tries to harm a
I believe the idea of institutional marriage is a government scam
and that a legal binding contract between two humans has absolutely
nothing to do with the simple nature of being with someone who you
actually "love". Don't over-complicate compassion!
The thought of living to a ripe old age and dying in a hospital bed
reeking of piss doesn't suit someone like me. I'm completely
content with calling it quits when I feel I've done all I can in
life, so long as I die with a smile on my face (or at least go out
with a bang).
I know what I'm doing with my life and where I want to be (which is
far the fuck away from Mordor, NY, aka Rome/Utica) I wan't travel
and eventually head out West where my best friends are and beyond
(New Zealand would be nice). But until then, I have some things I
need to take care of here at home.
If any of that sounds about right to you, then let's have at it!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Running, jumping, climbing trees, putting on makeup when you're up
Aside from that, I am slowly but assuredly, finishing up my last
semester at FLCC for Environmental Conservation and
Currently working a few jobs for the DMV and the Utica Public
Market, as well as soon to be starting an internship as a reporter
for The Daily Sentinel. I love writing and I have unrealistically
high ambitions of some day being a big name author. I've
self-published two books so far and have two more underway this
I also do freelance work as a ghost writer for hire and online
journalist for video game reviews and movies. Check out my work
below and spread the love!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Screwing the rules and sucking the marrow out of life.
If you understand either of those references, we're off to a good
The first things people usually notice about me
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My warped sense of humor and the lack of fucks I give
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This list could go on and on... so I'll just give you my top five
for each (on a personal level).
Authors: Hunter S. Thompson, Clive Barker, H.P. Lovecraft, Thomas
Harris, and Stephen King.
Movies: Jurassic Park, A Clockwork Orange, American Beauty/Psycho,
Donnie Darko, and Bedknobs & Broomsticks.
Shows: Mystery Science Theater 3000, Hannibal, Cowboy Bebop, Aqua
Teen Hunger Force, and Dexter. (and a shit ton of more
Music: Anything by Maynard James Keenan, Deftones, Marilyn Manson,
Minus The Bear, and Rammstein.
Food: Wine, pizza, Asian cuisine, PB&J, and Rum. (I'm an
occasional alcoholic, its my curse as a writer)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My best friends (I'm very selectively social, so they mean the
world to me).
My MP3 player.
A good bottle of rum.
Three other things of importance.
"Two guys on LSD just said I look like an anthropomorphic fox"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A parallel universe where I have super powers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Midnight car ride across empty country roads, windows rolled down,
and the music blaring.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I wish I had more black friends.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Whatever floats your boat.
If this is more info than you wanted to know, then sorry, but I'm
gonna be honest, "I've been there and done that" so to speak, and
it's getting old. I'm ready for something different for once.
(Oh, and just because it says I'm online, doesn't mean I'm near the
computer, so I might not get back to you right away.)
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