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My self-summary
Geez, I haven't been on this thing in like a year...

Well, just call me Beau. I just recently moved to Washington state from New York.

To put it bluntly (and honestly), I'm just a Joker looking for his Harley Quinn. I'm the antihero character of a weird-fiction story that is my life. My moral compass is a roulette wheel and I have a short attention span to boot. I'll save the damsel in distress, but I'll also beat the crap out of the bad guy in the worst way possible and enjoy it. All in all though, I feel I always do the right thing in the end (sometimes).

I'm an avid hiker and I enjoy the occasional fight club nights with my friends (don't tell anyone).

I'm also a huge fan of anime and manga, and I don't ever plan to stop enjoying these things, no matter how old I am.

I'm not a fan of kids and I doubt I'll ever consider having them, but I will beat the shit out of anyone who tries to harm a child.

I believe the idea of institutional marriage is a government scam and that a legal binding contract between two humans has absolutely nothing to do with the simple nature of being with someone who you actually "love". Don't over-complicate compassion!

The thought of living to a ripe old age and dying in a hospital bed reeking of piss doesn't suit someone like me. I'm completely content with calling it quits when I feel I've done all I can in life, so long as I die with a smile on my face (or at least go out with a bang).

If any of that sounds about right to you, then let's have at it!
What I’m doing with my life
Running, jumping, climbing trees, putting on makeup when you're up there.

I also do freelance work as a ghost writer for hire and online journalist for video game reviews and movies. Check out my work below and spread the love!
I’m really good at
Screwing the rules and sucking the marrow out of life.

If you understand either of those references, we're off to a good start!
The first things people usually notice about me
My warped sense of humor and the lack of fucks I give
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This list could go on and on... so I'll just give you my top five for each (on a personal level).

Authors: Hunter S. Thompson, Clive Barker, H.P. Lovecraft, Thomas Harris, and Stephen King.

Movies: Jurassic Park, A Clockwork Orange, American Beauty/Psycho, Donnie Darko, and Bedknobs & Broomsticks.

Shows: Mystery Science Theater 3000, Hannibal, Cowboy Bebop, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and Dexter. (and a shit ton of more anime!)

Music: Anything by Maynard James Keenan, Deftones, Marilyn Manson, Minus The Bear, and Rammstein.

Food: Wine, pizza, Asian cuisine, PB&J, and Rum. (I'm an occasional alcoholic, its my curse as a writer)
The six things I could never do without
My best friends (I'm very selectively social, so they mean the world to me).
My MP3 player.
A good bottle of rum.
Three other things of importance.

"Two guys on LSD just said I look like an anthropomorphic fox" -Good times!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
A parallel universe where I have super powers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Midnight car ride across empty country roads, windows rolled down, and the music blaring.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wish I had more black friends.
You should message me if
Whatever floats your boat.

If this is more info than you wanted to know, then sorry, but I'm gonna be honest, "I've been there and done that" so to speak, and it's getting old. I'm ready for something different for once.

(Oh, and just because it says I'm online, doesn't mean I'm near the computer, so I might not get back to you right away.)