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MrBeauMan

23 Rome, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:06pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I believe in the infinite possibilities of an ever growing cosmos that we know absolutely nothing about, and the probability that there is something beyond our comprehension existing in this universe that doesn't give a single fuck about your beliefs or whether or not you're gay.

Good luck to you, stranger.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"Running, jumping, climbing trees, putting on makeup when you're up there."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Screwing the rules and sucking the marrow out of life.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My warped sense of humor and the lack of fucks I give
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

"Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!"

"A five ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut"

"In the not too distant future, somewhere in time and space, Mike Nelson and his robot pals are caught in a nasty place!"

"Someone feed the monkey while I dig in search of China, white as dracula as I approach the bottom"

"Red wine with every meal and absinthe after dinner"

"Defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier"
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
"Two guys on LSD just said I look like an anthropomorphic fox"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A parallel universe where I have super powers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The same thing I do every Friday night, try to take over the world!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wish I had more black friends.
You should message me if
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Whatever floats your boat.

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