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31 Chickasha, OK Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

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Jan 18, 2014
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Hi, I'm looking for a lieing, cheating, manipulating, dramatic man-eater who will rip my heart out of my asshole and stomp it dry. She must sleep with all my friends behind my back while reminding me constantly that she is in love with her ex-boyfriend who is in rehab and/or jail.

I prefer a girl who flirts with as many guys as possible on a daily basis. I'm also looking for a girl who has a BILLION guy friends, most of which you've either dated or fucked at some point. It would be AWESOME if you still had feelings for some of them!

Saying "I love you" after one date is preferred, though will settle for two or three. I also like it when you ask me 20 times a day "Whats wrong?" - So hot. I'm looking for the girl that likes to be the center of attention, and will do almost anything to get it, whether it's at a bar, a halloween party, or a Sunday afternoon at my parents house.

I'm looking for that really special type of girl: the one with no goals or dreams, not very intelligent, and treats penis like fish treat water. Someone who has no real intensions of ever doing anything serious with her life unless its with a gang member and/or crack-head. MUST HAVE very low self-confidence. Us men love girls with low self-confidence. There's nothing we enjoy more than picking up the broken peices of your psychosis off the floor.

I'd like a real bitch. Just a girl who likes to boss a guy around because she gets off on it. I like to be confused when your on and off your menstration cycle. I like to have in-depth talks about our relationship, specifically when I'm trying to work or watching television.

You have to have at least 3 kids and have hygene so bad, I can smell you over the internet. I like talking about what you bought at the mall and your cat, and how you don't like that bitch at work because she always wears the same shoes as you. I enjoy phone conversations where we talk about nothing at all and waste my minutes and time.

Preferablly someone with a rich daddy and who has never worked a day in her life and has no idea of how to be a responsible person. I like a girl who doesn't like me spending time with my friends even if they're just in the other room. She must have no problems having sex with them though when I'm not around.

My favorite tv shows include The Real World, The Worlds Next Top Model, The Tyra Banks show, and pretty much anything on the E!, Lifetime, or Oxygen channels.

Must get extremely depressed when you hear sad songs that remind you of your ex's and tell me in detail of why that relationship ended. My dream girl must be materialistic and base her love for me by the amount of money I have in my bank account. Speaking of which, I enjoy going out every day and spending my money on smell-good candles and other bullshit you want that neither of us really need.

BROWNIE POINTS if you're addicted to smack.

I am egotistical, conceited, and manipulative
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Avoiding headaches from relationshits.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being a sarcastic asshole.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probrably my huge throbbing personality. Or my Spider-man outfit when I'm out fighting crime.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
V for Vendetta
The Matrix Trilogy
Fight Club
...and a billion more
The Road
Anything Stephen King
Anything Chuck Palahniuk
...and a billion more
...and a billion more
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Arguing, fighting, bitching, complaining, whining, worrying.... oh wait, thats you
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to cheat on you without getting caught.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
cheating on you
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once killed a hooker with a shovel I stole from Wal-Mart. And yes, I did return the shovel.
You should message me if
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1.) you have no sense of humor
2.) you have 27 kids with 26 different fathers
3.) you have herpes
4.) you have chylamedia
5.) you have syphilius
6.) you have aids
7.) you have gonnorhea
8.) you have HPV
9.) you have bad hygiene