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MrBurritoinaBox

22 M Campbell, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I like listening to and playing music. I like pirating movies and TV shows because fuck commercials. I like reading more than a person my age should. I also like going to grungy dive bars. I had a profile here before, but I got rid of it. Now I'm back.
What I’m doing with my life
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain. I like watching the puddles gather rain, and all I can do is just pour some tea for two and speak my point of view, but it's not sane.
I’m really good at
Drinking whiskey, rolling cigarettes like a boss, and slappin' da bass.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall and skinny. I have green eyes and a giant honker of a nose. Oh yeah, and I wear glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This list is far from comprehensive.

Books: I love books and I've read a lot so I wont even bother making a list, but I will say that my all time favorite series is The Dresden Files by Jim Butcher. So if you know what that is then we are already friends because I love talking about it and I will, given even the smallest opportunity.

Music: Silversun Pickups, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Infected Mushroom, Lemon Jelly, The Smashing Pumpkins, Deadmau5, The Beatles, Bon Iver, Elliott Smith, My Bloody Valentine, Modest Mouse, Them Crooked Vultures, Fleet Foxes, Kaskade, Apes in the Orange Grove, The Royalty, Delta Spirit, and some others I'll add as I think of them.
Currently I am listening to Chappo, Swiss Lips, Caravan Palace and Field Mouse.
Also I've been known to listen to some chiptunes occasionally, so if you want to recommend some of that to me then go right ahead.

Movies: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (the comics are great too,) Star Wars, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Dogma, Fight Club, Thumbsucker, Death at a Funeral (British version because the American version sucks,) Super Troopers, Hot Fuzz, Waiting, Donnie Darko, Harold and Maude, Trainspotting, Chasing Amy, Blow, Clerks, A Clockwork Orange, The Breakfast Club, Dazed and Confused, The Big Lebowski, Shaun of the Dead, Sex Drive, Wristcutters: A Love Story, Black Dynamite, Starship Troopers, Spun, Serenity, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Safety Not Guaranteed, and Requiem for a Dream.
The six things I could never do without
Internet, music, cigarettes, good beer, solid ground under my feet and the wind in my hair.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't have typical Friday nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't want a girl who doesn't wear underwear because it's sexy, I want a girl who doesn't wear underwear because she hasn't done laundry in 3 weeks.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Lets be honest, girls don't initiate conversations with guys here. Go ahead, defy my expectations. I dare you.