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MrBurritoinaBox

23 M Campbell, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:42pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like listening to and playing music. I like pirating movies and TV shows because fuck commercials. I like reading more than a person my age should. I also like going to grungy dive bars.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain. I like watching the puddles gather rain, and all I can do is just pour some tea for two and speak my point of view, but it's not sane.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drinking whiskey, rolling cigarettes like a boss, and slappin' da bass.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall and skinny. I have green eyes and a giant honker of a nose. Oh yeah, and I wear glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This list is far from comprehensive.

Books: I love books and I've read a lot so I wont even bother making a list, but I will say that my all time favorite series is The Dresden Files by Jim Butcher. So if you know what that is then we are already friends because I love talking about it and I will, given even the smallest opportunity.

Music: Silversun Pickups, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Infected Mushroom, Lemon Jelly, The Smashing Pumpkins, Deadmau5, The Beatles, Bon Iver, Elliott Smith, My Bloody Valentine, Modest Mouse, Them Crooked Vultures, Fleet Foxes, Kaskade, Late Night Alumni, Apes in the Orange Grove, The Royalty, Delta Spirit, Swiss Lips, Caravan Palace, and some others I'll add as I think of them.
Currently I am listening to Chappo, The Colourist, and Field Mouse.
Also I've been known to listen to some chiptunes occasionally, so if you want to recommend some of that to me then go right ahead.

Movies: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (the comics are great too,) Star Wars, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Dogma, Fight Club, Thumbsucker, Death at a Funeral (British version because the American version sucks,) Super Troopers, Hot Fuzz, Waiting, Donnie Darko, Harold and Maude, Trainspotting, Chasing Amy, Blow, Clerks, A Clockwork Orange, The Breakfast Club, Dazed and Confused, The Big Lebowski, Shaun of the Dead, Sex Drive, Wristcutters: A Love Story, Black Dynamite, Starship Troopers, Spun, Serenity, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Safety Not Guaranteed, and Requiem for a Dream.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet, music, cigarettes, good beer, solid ground under my feet and the wind in my hair.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I apologize to you if I don’t seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don’t like the feeling. You’re sitting there, you’re wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested but I’m not really interested, or should I play like I’m interested, but I’m not that interested, but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested, but now she’s not interested? So all of the sudden I’m getting, I’m starting to get interested and when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it’s awkward, it’s like, well goodnight. You do like that ass-out hug where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you’re trying not to get too close. Do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don’t kiss them at all? It’s very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you’re just really wondering, are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called “just the tip.” Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you’re on my hair.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't have typical Friday nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't want a girl who doesn't just not wear underwear because Oprah said it would spice things up, I want a girl who doesn't wear underwear because she hasn't done laundry in 3 weeks.

In all seriousness though I'm a huge nerd. If you haven't noticed the (not so) subtle references peppering this profile. I just want someone to play video games and geek out over awesome TV shows and movies with.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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Lets be honest, girls don't initiate conversations with guys here. Go ahead, defy my expectations. I dare you.