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MrCaveJohnson

29 M Melbourne, Australia

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
**I just got out of a long term relationship, so looking for friends more than a partner. But if something blooms, great. I will update slowly over time :)**

Greetings mortal,

I'm a tall, lanky guy with an all encompassing sense of humour (though dark will get the greatest chortle).

Let's meet up for a coffee, a movies, some dinner and/or boardgames. I'm happy to chat, but sometimes it's fun to just head out somewhere with a new person to enjoy some social company and find out more about them. I'm kind, caring and a gentleman, so I can promise that if you don't enjoy yourself, at least you'll get a free coffee out of it.

But anywho, I have semi recently gotten in to euro games (strategic boardgames) and want to meet more people to play them. My collection is vast and not played anywhere near enough.

I know the 'dream' partner is not usually the one you end up with. But it would be nice to find a partner in crime who will help me take over the galaxy in Elite, fight to the death in smash Bros, Duel in mtg, save Pandora in Borderland and secretly team up in boardgames (before back stabbing each other to take the win).

I've just always imagined sharing my love of gaming with a partner and having them share their own passions with me.

I'm an open person though who will talk about and answer anything, but expect the same back. I'm always up for trying something new and get the biggest kicks when a friend or partner shares their secrets, desires and fantasies with me as it's such a sign of trust. Maybe I'll even share mine with you some day.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Other than working? Does this need to be deeply philosophical?

I'm always trying to improve my dancing, grow my DJ setlists and teach myself piano... how's that?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Swing Dancing, Computers, debating, running, walking, video games, board games, riding, poker, pool, bowling... umm am I meant to just list here? :), joking, listening
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can do better, I can even tell you what they say first... "Wow, you're tall"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - Robin Hobb's series', Peter Hamilton, The Abhorsen Trilogy, Magician, Robert Rankin, Terry Pratchett, The hitchhiker's guide

Movies - Far too many to list... Shawshank, eternal sunshine, lion king (who doesn't), all Pixar, dawn of the dead, Signs, Butterfly effect, Serenity, The onion movie... soooo many more

TV - Black books, Firefly, Scrubs, How I met your mother, mighty boosh, archer, venture bros, south park, Black books, IT crowd, Battlestar, Community, Game of thrones (duh!) etc, etc

Music - Retro, Emancipator, retro, retro, Infected mushroom, Juno reactor, Jonathan Coulton, Rob Costlow, Bond, Electro Swing! Everything SWING!, everything else (seriously, my playlists range from classical to metal to country to cartoon intro)

Food - Love Italian food ... I like to think Parma's fall in to that category too :P. And any Asian food too (there's not much I don't like)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Music (always listening to my random mix)
Swing Dancing (Keep fit, have fun, be social and so much more all rolled up in a neat sweaty bundle)
Walking/Running (my Preferred form or transport)
My Computer
My DSLR Camera (would hate to miss a good shot)
Books (The other great escape)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How would I survive a zombie apocalypse? If I were sucked in to this book/movie/game/tv show, how would I go? Imagining performing whatever I happen to be listening to? Can I make a dad joke out of what he/she just said? How does one obtain an evil lair and henchmen?

What boardgame do I want to add to the 30 or so I already own...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually out dancing, sitting home with my feet up, catching up on whichever movie/tv show I'm up to, playing MTG or hosting/joining a boardgames night :)

Or just catching up on the Oculus Demos that came out over the week :P
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've played a semester in a netball team at the persuasion of my sister... I know, I know, here's my man card
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like what you've read and are here to meet people in person, not just chat. Have a bit of a competitive streak, can talk about ANYTHING (no topic off limits. seriously, if you're easily offended, then we probably won't work). If you're a gamer, then major kudos.

I'd like my partner to be strong willed, opinionated, empathetic and my best friend as well... also able to hold their own with a nerf gun and fire back insults would be great too.

The most important thing I need out of a relationship is understanding. I need my partner to truly understand who I am and be capable of recognising the subtle as well as the obvious. There's nothing lonelier than being with someone you completely understand, but who doesn't know you.