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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 12
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

I’m emotional, over analytical, brutally honest to those that can take it, too caring for my own good and cynical as hell about the world. I love being chivalrous as it makes me happy and thanks to empathy that’s off the charts, can’t not help a friend in need.

My mind is always processing and analysing everything. This means I have thought long and hard about all, which has made me very cynical about the world. It also means I can debate both sides of any argument, seeing both sides.

I adore dark humour and can be quite dark myself. The more horrifying and intelligent it is the better. Or Dad jokes... I will throw them up all day long!

I’m very open, honest and genuine about everything, and will answer ANY questions and discuss ANYTHING happily. I expect the same from a partner/friend. If you are loud mouthed, overly opinionated, brutally honest and don’t get offended easily, then we’ll get along like a house on fire and will of course shout you the first coffee.

I consider myself a very active lazy person. I swing dance most nights, attend and host boardgame nights, love visiting my favourite café on a Saturday morning and get out to do things far more than you’d expect your usual video gamer to.

Yes, I’m a gamer. I adore games, the stories they tell, the feelings they elicit and the competitiveness I can get out of them. If I can explore the galaxy and fight off hoards of zombies with you, you gain immediate major points. If not, that’s not all me, so don't stress. It probably doesn’t help my argument that I love dressing up (and starting to try cosplay), and will do it any chance I get… If there’s a costume party on, I’m in!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Other than working? Does this need to be deeply philosophical?

I'm always trying to improve my dancing, grow my DJ setlists and teach myself piano... how's that?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Swing Dancing, Computers, debating, running, walking, video games, board games, riding, poker, pool, bowling... umm am I meant to just list here? :), joking, listening
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can do better, I can even tell you what they say first... "Wow, you're tall"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - Robin Hobb's series', Peter Hamilton, The Abhorsen Trilogy, Magician, Robert Rankin, Terry Pratchett, The hitchhiker's guide

Movies - Far too many to list... Shawshank, eternal sunshine, lion king (who doesn't), all Pixar, dawn of the dead, Signs, Butterfly effect, Serenity, The onion movie... soooo many more

TV - Black books, Firefly, Scrubs, How I met your mother, mighty boosh, archer, venture bros, south park, Black books, IT crowd, Battlestar, Community, Game of thrones (duh!) etc, etc

Music - Retro, Emancipator, retro, retro, Infected mushroom, Juno reactor, Jonathan Coulton, Rob Costlow, Bond, Electro Swing! Everything SWING!, everything else (seriously, my playlists range from classical to metal to country to cartoon intro)

Food - Love Italian food ... I like to think Parma's fall in to that category too :P. And any Asian food too (there's not much I don't like)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Music (always listening to my random mix)
Swing Dancing (Keep fit, have fun, be social and so much more all rolled up in a neat sweaty bundle)
Walking/Running (my Preferred form or transport)
My Computer
My DSLR Camera (would hate to miss a good shot)
Books (The other great escape)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How would I survive a zombie apocalypse? If I were sucked in to this book/movie/game/tv show, how would I go? Imagining performing whatever I happen to be listening to? Can I make a dad joke out of what he/she just said? How does one obtain an evil lair and henchmen?

How the brain works. Analyzing everything that has happened so far and working out people's personalities from what I know of them (I'm very good at this)

Working out which memories and events were responsible for different parts of my dreams the night before

What boardgame do I want to add to the 30 or so I already own...

What costume/cosplay should I do for PAX this year?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually out dancing, at swordcraft, playing MTG or hosting/joining a boardgames night :)

Or just catching up on the Oculus Demos that came out over the week :P
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I actually love women's fashion and will enjoy clothes shopping with you... I know, I know, here's my man card

And NO, that's not code for wanting to wear women's clothing :P
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like what you've read and are here to meet people in person, not just chat. Have a bit of a competitive streak, can talk about ANYTHING (no topic off limits. seriously, if you're easily offended, then we probably won't work). If you're a gamer, then major kudos.

I'd like my partner to be strong willed, opinionated, empathetic and my best friend as well... also able to hold their own with a nerf gun and fire back smack talk would be great too.

The most important thing I need out of a relationship is understanding. I need my partner to truly understand who I am and be capable of recognising the subtle as well as the obvious. There's nothing lonelier than being with someone you completely understand, but who doesn't know you.