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MrCaveJohnson

29 M Melbourne, Australia

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:59am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
**I just got out of a long term relationship, so looking for friends more than a partner. But if something blooms, great. I will update this profile soon**

Do you really care what I write
When my photo's are all you seek
Who knows, I might be your white night
But you won't know until we speak.

So I'm a kind and caring guy,
Yes a gentleman through and through,
Send me a kiss to find out why,
And I'll take you out for some brew.

Affectionate and close I be,
A dark sense of humour as well,
Dad jokes, bad jokes, jokes about me,
If it makes you laugh, then it's swell

Romantic walks along the beach,
As the sunset welcomes the night,
For your hand I'll timidly reach,
As I pull you in nice and tight.

I work full time, I own my home
I Love to pamper and spoil, see?
I'll clothes shop with you without groan
If you'll just do the same for me

There's more to me than I've written
Like I dance, perform and I hike
With me I'm sure you'd be Smitten
Or at least, be someone you'd like

But a note, just a disclaimer
Though not my whole life, it's a part,
I happen to be a gamer,
So beat me and you'll win my heart.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Other than working? Does this need to be deeply philosophical?

I'm always trying to improve my dancing, grow my DJ setlists and teach myself piano... how's that?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Swing Dancing, Computers, debating, running, walking, video games, board games, riding, poker, pool, bowling... umm am I meant to just list here? :), joking, listening
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can do better, I can even tell you what they say first... "Wow, you're tall"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - Robin Hobb's series', Peter Hamilton, The Abhorsen Trilogy, Magician, Robert Rankin, Terry Pratchett, The hitchhiker's guide

Movies - Far too many to list... Shawshank, eternal sunshine, lion king (who doesn't), all Pixar, dawn of the dead, Signs, Butterfly effect, Serenity, The onion movie... soooo many more

TV - Black books, Firefly, Scrubs, How I met your mother, mighty boosh, archer, venture bros, south park, Black books, IT crowd, Battlestar, Community, Game of thrones (duh!) etc, etc

Music - Retro, Emancipator, retro, retro, Infected mushroom, Juno reactor, Jonathan Coulton, Rob Costlow, Bond, Electro Swing! Everything SWING!, everything else (seriously, my playlists range from classical to metal to country to cartoon intro)

Food - Love Italian food ... I like to think Parma's fall in to that category too :P. And any Asian food too (there's not much I don't like)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Music (always listening to my random mix)
Swing Dancing (Keep fit, have fun, be social and so much more all rolled up in a neat sweaty bundle)
Walking/Running (my Preferred form or transport)
My Computer
My DSLR Camera (would hate to miss a good shot)
Books (The other great escape)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How would I survive a zombie apocalypse? If I were sucked in to this book/movie/game/tv show, how would I go? Imagining performing whatever I happen to be listening to? Can I make a dad joke out of what he/she just said? How does one obtain an evil lair and henchmen?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually out dancing or sitting home with my feet up, catching up on whichever movie/tv show I'm up to.

Or currently, building an interactive Portal Turret! Hells yeah!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've played a semester in a netball team at the persuasion of my sister... I know, I know, here's my man card
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like what you've read and are here to meet people in person, not just chat. Have a bit of a competitive streak, can talk or debate about ANYTHING (no topic off limits. seriously, if you're easily offended, then we probably won't work). If you're a gamer, then major kudos.

I'd like my partner to be my best friend as well... also able to hold their own with a nerf gun and fire back insults would be great too