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MrChonk

26 / M / straight / Single

Berkeley, California

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Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other, Undeclared
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Kids
Pets
Owns dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Yiddish (Poorly)

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I am totally, friggin', and awesome, duuuude..

My Self-Summary

I'm a fun-lovin' individual who loves fun-having. I am happiest when I am being creative. I record music, draw pictures, bang on things (sometimes rhythmically), play with toys, do some video work, make weird animations, and lord knows what else. I like to speculate endlessly about the nature of the universe, and eat yummy burritos with lots of salsa. That's my favorite.

I enjoy people with open minds and good senses of humor. I like seeing new places, meeting new people, and experiencing new things regularly, because life is short, and only as sweet as you make it!

What I’m doing with my life

I love music, and want to eventually make a real career out of it in some capacity that doesn't involve selling my soul (or my sex for drugs). I'm also interested in webpage design and animation.

I’m really good at

Peanutbutter and Jellidillas

The first things people usually notice about me

That I'm a human being.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: Cather in the Rye, Nausea, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, The Cat in the Hat, The Dictionary

Movies: Joe vs. Volcano, Silence of the Lambs, Down by Law, The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, Superbad

Music: Air, Aphex Twin, The Beatles, The Beach Boys, Beck, Chemical Brothers, Chris Ballew, The Dandy Warhols, Daniel Johnston, The Devil Makes Three, Elliott Smith, The Flaming Lips, Grand Buffet, Leadbelly, Mike Patton, Mississippi John Hurt, Outkast, Radiohead, Skip James, Super Furry Animals, Tiny Tim, Ween, Willie Nelson . . .

Food: Burritos (¡con mucho salsa!)

The six things I could never do without

All of the fingers on my left hand, and the pointer finger on my right hand. The rest of my body i could do without, if need be.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

the sky

On a typical Friday night I am

playing

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I am naked under my clothes.

You should message me if

you are a sweet girl with an adventurous spirit, who wants to have affectionate interactions with me.