First of all, I just want to say that I am totally happy with my fabulous girlfriend Sarah, who I love very much! I'm only here to take the occasional silly test. Speaking of silly tests, why don't you check out my Definitive Redneck Test?

I'm 25 years old and have been a lifelong resident of central Kentucky. There are more than three adjectives to describe me. You can say I'm really laid back (doesn't everyone say this?), meticulous, sarcastic at times, and can even be a little on the crazy side. The latter usually happens when I get all jacked up on Ale 8 or some other caffeinated beverage.

I spend a lot of time engaging in photography and working on my website. I've been into photography since I was eight years old, and have had my site up for close to five years now. I enjoy both hobbies immensely.

I also enjoy sports, especially baseball. It's been in my blood since the first time I put a uniform on. Some might say it's borderline obsession, but it isn't. The Cincinnati Reds have been my favorite team for as long as I can remember (I went to my first game when I was four. You do the math). As a native Kentuckian, I follow UK basketball. It helps to fill the void between the World Series and opening day. Finally, golf is something else I enjoy, even though I totally suck at it.

Last, but certainly not least, I'm a Christian. I'm not perfect by any means, but I try to live my life as best as I can and set an example for others. It's a way of life for me.

I am mentally stable, eccentric, and simple

Slaving away for the man.

I'm pretty decent with the camera. Several folks have told me that I have an outstanding eye for photography. I'm not too shabby on the guitar, either. Jimi Hendrix (or insert your favorite guitarist here) I am not, but I am pretty decent for a guy who taught himself to play. If you were wondering, I've been playing for close to ten years.

Most people seem to notice that I look younger than I really am. I get that a lot for some reason.

(a.) I'm currently working on The Only Game In Town by Fay Vincent (former Commissioner of Baseball) as well as Echoes of Cincinnati Reds Baseball.

(b.) This list could go on forever, but here are a few movies I enjoy: Full Metal Jacket, Major League, Field of Dreams, The Blues Brothers, Pulp Fiction, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Caddyshack, Forrest Gump, Spaceballs, and This is Spinal Tap.

(c.) I'm passionate about music and listen to almost anything from Bluegrass to Psychobilly. That's no lie, either. If I tried to give you a list of all the artists I enjoy, you would be reading it all night. For the record, though, my favorite artist is Jimmy Buffett. His music is very relaxing.

(d.) Favorite food? Just about anything cooked by my mom. Yeah, I know that's kind of sappy, but I'm not lying to you.

1.) My wonderful friends, family, and fabulous girlfriend. I don't know what I'd do without them. 2.) Toothbrush. No explanation needed. 3.) Music. 4.) My guitar. Playing the guitar is a great way for me to relieve stress. 5.) A camera. 6.) A roll of duct tape. You will not find a good southern male without a role of duct tape. If duct tape can't fix it, it's broken.

The future and what it holds.

Spending quality time with my wonderful girlfriend. :-)

James Earl Jones' (as Terrence Mann) monologue near the end of Field of Dreams can get me teary-eyed. This may be why some people think my love of baseball is an unhealthy obsession. As far as I know, the only other thing that can get me teary-eyed is the song "Tuesday's Gone" by Lynyrd Skynyrd.