I tried to think of some cheeky bullshit way to start this egregious self abasement, but screw it, here comes the truth.

I wish I could describe myself to you in so many words, but even that's a lie. Human beings really aren't so simple as to be defined by a few witty sentences on a dating website. We are complex little bubbles just looking to either meet up with another bubble (or group of bubbles, if that's your thing) and either coalesce into something bigger, or collide and explode until there's nothing left.
Bubble metaphors aside, if there was a word to describe me it would probably be "different". The average person, I am not; my mind tends to process the world in a manner against the grain of common society. It's hard to explain what that means exactly because, well, it's commonplace for me.
My exterior is that of a (mostly) well dressed eccentric. The wild hair and tattoos clash nicely with snappy clothes I tend to dress myself in. Even though my face may look stoic and stoney, on the inside I'm kind of an offense to physics: I can be a mushy spastic impenetrable mass of thoughts, feelings, and actions (simultaneously liquid, gas, and solid, get it?) but still keep it together. To be honest though, we've all got our stories and adventures, our motives and emotions that make us unique. I suppose the fun starts when we share those stories, and moments, with someone special.
Aaaaannnd mushy romantic b.s. aside, I'm really looking to get to know more people and establish solid, grounded relationships. You're probably wondering "well what does that mean, good sir?". Answer: it means that I'm tired of playing the "will she date me" game and just want to know if there are like-minded (or not, hey variety is the spice of life) people out there who just want to chill, get to know each other, and explore what the world has to offer. Where that leads, who knows man, who knows.

Right at this moment in time, I'm wondering if coming back to OKC was a good idea. But hey, it's worth a shot.
In general, I'm trying to get out of uni as a Cultural Anthropologist with a minor/cert in Television Production. I know you must be thinking "what kind of job do you ever hope to find with that??". Oddly enough, even as a full/part time student I also work 40+ hours a week as a (wait for it...) IT nerd!
After the day is done slaying grades and saving innocent computers from the horrors of everyday usage, there are a multitude of things I usually find myself doing. If it's a lazy day, books, music, and video games are my mistress. If I'm feeling pumped and revved up I'll either hit the gym or jiujitsu in West LA, then come home and long board the LB bike path (it's therapeutic). If I'm feeling saucy and creative, I'll whip out the guitar and jam...with myself. On rare occasions you may actually catch me going out with people, but I tend to be a pretty solitary creature.

- Being illusive, from what people tell me. At first I may seem aloof and guarded but give me a minute or two and the shell will crack.
- Cooking, and I love making things in the kitchen. I also get some weird sycophantic joy out of watching people enjoy what I make so, by all means, ask me to make something for you.
- Reading people, but I often second guess myself. For the sake of everyone's sanity, transparency is usually the best policy.
- Building things/general handy man duties.
- Getting parents to like me.
- Pulling off a flying double barrel-roll spinning rear-naked choke. I can do demonstrations, I only ask you supply the douchebag/poor unlucky human being to be assaulted.

"So....(awkward pause) what nationality are you?"
I hear that at least 3 times a day.

I love books, movies, music, and food (tv, not so much) so this list is too long to type out (translation: I'm too lazy to type it out so let's just talk about awesome things we've seen, read, listened to, or tasted).

My family, f'sho
Music
Food
Just to make things exciting and fun, you can make up the last three.

If this is all really some 7 minute dream I'm rehashing and have yet to fall out of.

And tattoos.

"Typically"? Probably homebodying it, but some times I'll venture out when the mood is right.

I have an obsession with jackets, not sure why. (Translation: this is a public website. You don't get to see the skeletons in my closet that easily.)

If you want to. I know everything above seems kind of haphazard, but if you enjoy things that are "different" I'm sure we'd have a wonderful time.

If you're looking for a workout partner. I do like to hit the gym/do outdoorsy things (currently on hiatus due to an injury) and everyone at work keeps flaking on me, being the flaky bastards that they are.

Or if you want to teach me how to speak/read Russian; I'd love to learn (for some reason).