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33 Catonsville, MD Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:20pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Strictly non-monogamous
Has dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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I want to be this cool:

ENTJ if that means anything to anybody.

I am silly, quirky, blunt, kinky, and broken. My days are sometimes too dark. My nights are sometimes too long. I often trip on my own insecurities. I need attention. I long for love. I wish to be desired. Maybe I want you. I never know what I am doing. I don't have a plan. I'm amazing live. My memory is terrible. I trip over things I was looking for a minute before, once I'm on the next thing. I’m polyamorous. I'm a loner. I cant stand to be alone. I don't think I'll ever believe in God, but sometimes I believe in The Doctor. I want to live forever, and I'm terrified to think I might. I love hard, and with all that I have...and even with my faults and contradictions I am worth loving. I bet you are too...

I have a Pomeranian named Vincent. He's tiny, but huge for his people. He is the king of tiny dogs. He's pretty sure he's the king of all dogs.

I am polyamorous, here is my partner's profile:
What I’m doing with my life
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Running a business, being an engineer (two different things), being awesome (well, 3 things I guess)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at fixing broken things. I'm handy with tools and good with my hands. I cant fix a broken router, but I can find a way to run a cable from one corner of a house to the other without it being seen much, and I can fix a wall, or hang a door.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I think it's probably my voice. I'd say my beard, but a lot of people hear me before they can see me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Down and out in the magic kingdom, Glasshouse, Rainbows End, The Godfather, Old Man's War
Movies - Primer, Looper, I'm drawing a blank right now beyond those. maybe i'm on a time travel kick
Food - Chipoltle, indian barbecue, peanut butter fudge
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1: Internet (go to , make sure your speakers are on first)
2: problems to work out
3: politics to read about
4: vincent (my dog)
5: sparklepixielove
6: sleep

not in that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If money is the root of all evil, why do they ask for it in church?
You should message me if
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If you're awesome.

If you like getting things your way. You like not getting things your way.