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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Graduated from two-year college
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
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Hello, and welcome!

So here's the basics : I'm self employed at the moment. Have my own place, car, all the normal adult stuff. I prefer to eat clean, and keep things natural. I have a philosophical mind. I like to lift, play music, kayak, hike, dink around in my garden etc. I keep an open mind so I'm usually down for whatever.

I'm here to meet new people, make friends, and have fun. I mean who doesn't like fun, right? I'm drawn to realness, connection, moments, and expierences. What makes you different or special? I find the superficial, trendy, everyday media social programing to be boring. Just too vanilla for me. Above all I value character more than image, but that doesn't mean I don't have standards. I like to look good, but it's not the crown jewel for my entire self esteem mechanism.

I'll leave it at that for now. You are more than welcome to message me if you would like to know more.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Loving life and life loves me back..... We have this bonding thing going on.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh
Making people think
Making people food
First dates
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Since Portland radio apparently sucks my car is always tuned to 89.1. Always a mix of shit you've never heard and no freaking commercials!! I play guitar and listen to a lot of metal bands you've also never heard of. Classic rock is always good, and old 90's gangster rap will always have a place in my soul. REGULATORS!! lol
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The strong/weak nuclear force
Dead prostitutes
Cellular mitosis
Electromagnetic frequencies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm not interested in your designer brands
Your shoes, clothes, sunglasses, bags
I'm not interested in your fake tan
What car you drive or what house you live in
What high paying job you have, or the expensive things you buy
What fancy place you eat, how often you get your hair done
How ripped you are, how skinny you are
If you're frequently waxed, how often you get your nails done
How you like to party or what social circles you run in
This is all an extension of your ego.
I'm interested in your heart, your mind, and your being.
I'm interested in whether you hold the door open for someone walking behind you
If you're a nice human being
If you smile at strangers
If you help someone even when they cannot help you in return
If you value quality over quantity
And don't need material possessions to define your inner worth
If you think more about others than yourself
If you value the planet we live on
The animals we share it with
And the environment we inhabit
I'm interested in conversations of substance about the Universe
Our blink of an eye existence
Greater awareness
Making a difference
If you're awakened to the part you can play in changing the world
That's what interests me, impresses me, inspires me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I was down in LA one time, and I was there on the walk of fame.

I had been drinking that night

I had just gotten a hena tattoo that said "forever", and I was making out with a squatter in front of Ripley's Believe it or Not.

Like I said I had been drinking, btw you know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name, and you've never been to that bar before.

So I'm there on the walk of fame, and I stumble onto Tony Danzas star... and I urinated on it... just standing there screaming, "Who's the boss now!"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a horrible liar.
You should message me if
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You're a good person, know what you want, and will meet me at least half way in whatever adventures the future has in store.