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32 Long Branch, Ontario, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Nov 23
6′ 6″ (1.98m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I often need a haircut.

One day I hope to have a roadside dinosaur park / emu farm / turtle rescue / burger restaurant.

Irony Ruined My Life
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Helping to run the family business, fiddling with my aquarium, making weird dance music.
wwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriters block.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
petting cats, petting dogs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well I'm very tall so hard to miss that, or my beard? but those are pretty superficial I don't know I don't generally meet myself for the first time very often.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ok I am going to list a bunch of stuff since thinking of things I like is way easier than the other sections.

Shows: : 30 Rock, The Larry Sanders Show, The Kids in the Hall, Mr Show, Archer, Star Trek, King of the Hill, Would I Lie To You?, QI, anything from Charlie Brooker, Monty Python, Parks & Rec, Comedy Bang! Bang!, X-Files, Arrested Development, Mighty Boosh, Portlandia, Breaking Bad, Orange is the New Black

Music: The Prodigy, Busta Rhymes, Squire of Gothos, Spongebob Squarewave, SL2, Acen, Aphrodite, AC Slater, Udachi, Queen, Beastie Boys, Public Enemy, etc etc etc

Podcasts: Comedy Bang! Bang!, Who Charted?, Uhh Yeah Dude, Skeptic's Guide to the Universe, In Our Time

Comedians: Stewart Lee, Andy Daly, Paul F Tompkins, Louis CK, Jen Kirkman, Todd Barry, Todd Glass, Maria Bamford, Tig Notaro, David Cross, Jessica St. Claire

Movies: Dr Strangelove, Wrath of Khan, Jurassic Park, Ghostbusters, District 9, Das Experiment, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, classic Godzilla movies, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Groundhog Day, tons of others but I am totally spacing right now.

Books: Douglas Adams, Harlan Ellison, Ray Bradbury, Philip k Dick, Asimov, Heinlein. Nonfiction stuff about paleofauna and evolution, feminism, sociology, race, anything

Food: Burgers, Sushi, Italian, Souvlaki, boring old meat and potatoes type stuff, all the great vegan food my friends make or vegan restaurants they bring me to.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my cats, my computer, my corporeal form, my ecosystem, my other two things that are definitely cool and interesting

Honestly I don't know, I could see myself ditching most things, and I grew up before the internet. I'll narrow it down to 3: Forests, human and animal friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Like, the universe, mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

But for real. I'm nerd I like thinking about evolution and biology and ecosystems and sociology and astronomy and stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Mariokart, making oldskool jungle, hanging with friends, usual stuff I suppose.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I dunno I answered a whole lot of questions check that out there are some doozies in there.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're an independent lady. You are an atheist but hate Richard Dawkins. You like Star Trek and damn JJ Abrams to hell for ruining it. You like drinking beers and smoking joints in the park, or by the lake, or in the woods. Or in living rooms watching movies or short films or animation or comedy. If you like the comedians I mentioned or, you know.. if you saw my pictures and looked at all the stuff I wrote up there and think I'm worth messaging.