What do I want in a girl? For starters, she has to hate her family and I'd prefer for her to be completely lacking friends. A prickly demeanor is a must; severe back acne and Satanic tattoos are a plus.
I kid, I kid. It just seems like everyone's profiles are exactly the same on here, doesn't it?
As for the real me, I'm an easy-going engineer (yes, that is generally an oxymoron) who recently moved back to Michigan after a year in Minneapolis. I'm making tons of amazing friends around here and I definitely love being close to my family again... especially my nieces and nephews! I'm big into sports, motorcycles and pretending to play guitar. I work to live, not the other way around.
So, what do I want in a girl? A 6 foot athletic blonde that loves to give back massages? Uh, yeah... what self-respecting man doesn't? But that doesn't really matter. I'm really looking for a woman that isn't selfish and continually proves that life is about helping other people; a woman who is genuinely kind, and loves curling up with a goofy movie as much as going to the bar; a woman who loves God more than anything. Add a sense of humor and loads of spontaneity to that list-- life needs to be entertaining.