Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Describe myself? Well, I'm high-strung and I hate laughing. Music
isn't really my thing and I'm about as anti-social as they come, so
my Friday nights usually consist of playing Scrabble... by myself.
Unfortunately, I don't like to win at anything, so Friday's are a
sad day, as I incessantly beat myself.
What do I want in a girl? For starters, she has to hate her family
and I'd prefer for her to be completely lacking friends. A prickly
demeanor is a must; severe back acne and Satanic tattoos are a
I kid, I kid. It just seems like everyone's profiles are exactly
the same on here, doesn't it?
As for the real me, I'm an easy-going engineer (yes, that is
generally an oxymoron) who recently moved back to Michigan after a
year in Minneapolis. I'm making tons of amazing friends around here
and I definitely love being close to my family again... especially
my nieces and nephews! I'm big into sports, motorcycles and
pretending to play guitar. I work to live, not the other way
So, what do I want in a girl? A 6 foot athletic blonde that loves
to give back massages? Uh, yeah... what self-respecting man
doesn't? But that doesn't really matter. I'm really looking for a
woman that isn't selfish and continually proves that life is about
helping other people; a woman who is genuinely kind, and loves
curling up with a goofy movie as much as going to the bar; a woman
who loves God more than anything. Add a sense of humor and loads of
spontaneity to that list-- life needs to be entertaining.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I recently graduated from the University of Michigan(GO BLUE!) and
now work as a mechanical design and testing engineer. I'm not
nearly nerdy enough to fit in at work, so my current plan is to
marry into money and spend the rest of my life playing golf on some
island in the Caribbean. If that doesn't work out, I suppose I'll
continue on my current path: I'm in a rotational program at work
that's preparing me for future leadership roles, and I'm taking
seminary classes on the side. You know, because who doesn't want to
moonlight as a pastor?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Back massages--an odd quality, I know, but I've never heard anyone
complain about getting a killer back rub.
Also, I can jump really high for a 6'2" white kid :P
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've been told I look a lot like Mr. Incredible-- I think Mr.
Incredible just looks Dutch ;)
In all honesty, it's usually my blue eyes or my half-curly hair. My
hair is only curly on part of my head... it's ridiculous.
Aside from my looks, girls often notice that I'm old school
chivalrous. My momma taught me to always be respectful, to open
doors and to always pick up the check.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love movies! My favorites are almost all comedies, though I'm not
scared to venture outside the genre.
I listen to a lot of different music-- mostly different variations
of rock and country, but I get into just about everything. I'm a
sucker for anything acoustic. The new Jack's Mannequin album
currently has me hooked.
I love food, I love to cook and I try to stay healthy. One of those
traits is easy to satisfy, the others take more work.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Salvation through faith in my savior Jesus Christ-- A thousand
times I've failed, still [His] mercy remains. And should I stumble
again, Still I'm caught in [His] grace.
Family-- I'm the youngest of 5 kids... youngest by 15 years...
which means I have 12 amazing nieces and nephews!
And, rounding out the top 6: Friends, basketball, blue 5 gum and
Sunday afternoon naps... in that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Anything and everything. Concentration isn't my strongest suit, so
I change topics frequently!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
playing on a soccer team right after work, then showering up and
heading out with friends! While I think there's a time and place to
sit around, I'd much rather be out-and-about.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Any prospective relationship between us is ultimately pointless, as
I'm determined to marry Taylor Swift someday. A six foot blonde AND
she pulls in $45 mil a year? I'll get my tall girl and I can retire
You should message me if
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You have fingers and a keyboard.
I am strongly attracted to intelligence. If you can't properly
distinguish between your and you're(and yore, if you speak in Old
English), its and it's , or can't compose a complete sentence, I
likely will not respond. Also, if I see that you answered "The
Earth" on the "Which object is bigger?" match question... don't
bother to message me. I won't respond, and I'll likely write a
strongly worded letter to your middle school science
::Note:: If you can distinguish between your, you're and yore, AND
speak in Old English, I may be impressed. Or incredibly freaked
out. Scribe ye at thine own risk.
If you feel you satisfy the aforementioned requirements, message
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