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49 M Palmdale, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 27
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Dutch (Fluently), German (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hi all,

Looking for a woman who does not cook, clean, or work, I want to meet someone that requires long vacations, someone who will steal, lie, and cheat, someone who will embezzle money from my Company.

My perfect little bride must also require a maid to do all of the chores; qualified candidates must also burden me with little unappreciative snot nose step kids. It would be a ‘plus’ if my new Woman could have her controlling parents move in with us too.

I like my gal to sit around the house all day in her sweats and do nothing. I insist my new partner accept that I pay for lawn and pool care. That special someone should also know that wasting food is ok and must enjoy spending $400.00 per week at Costco for sh!t that we will just throw away. She must enforce that our children have absolutely no chores and ridicule me in front of them.

I want a gal who will let the children 'run amuck' then blame me for the result thereto. I’m looking for that special someone who will be demanding and heartless, someone who never wants sex would be perfect. She must have absolutely no integrity, morals or standards. (ok that was redundant)

My new ‘honey bunny’ must also be willing to contribute drugs and alcohol to minors and allow or be a part of those ‘teen parties’ while I’m slaving at work ~ out of town 16 hours a day in 115 degree weather.

My perfect gal must also threaten me with Children Services and use the kids as pawns for financial gain. A habitual liar is what I’m looking for: someone who cheats the system: someone who will leave me with all of the tax liability would be my dream girl!

Only experienced women will be considered.
Applications for this position will continue to be accepted until placement occurs.

Thank you,

Human Ridicule Department, a division of: I Can’t Wait To Be Screwed Again, Inc.
P.O. Box somewhere on the Interstates, USA

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OK, before we begin,
(I) must warn you, the following contains a lot of "I's".
(It's like: "Welcome to Narcissistic Island, 'Population One'")

Hello all, Here are some things about me.

* I'm Very Down to Earth.
* I'm a Single Dad of three Kids.
* I Never lost Custody.
* I believe in the Vow "For better or Worse"
* I've NEVER cheated.
* I come straight home after work.
* I do not LIE!
* I'm very involved with my children's' lives.
* I like a CLEAN house.
* I'm your best friend.
* I like all the little things in life.
* I even put the toilet seat back down!! (evil grin)

I believe attraction is what draws two people together at first; I'm looking for my BEST Friend, Companion, and Lover...

Someone who will have my back as I will hers. I believe in the proverbial vow "for better or worse", I'm not into head games, excessive drama, or materialism...
I've had the 2 acre property, Const. Co., the 6 bed 6 bath ~ quarter Million Dollar Swimming Pool, a maid, lawn and pool guy, all the RV Toys, SUV's, kids and step kids, etc. etc... (Been there done that) NOW, it's all about down size, living within my means, e.g. I will not be a working slave to material things, i.e. When I had all of that I didn't enjoy it because I was too busy working to have it!! (make sense?) I suppose I'm telling you this because. . . if that's what you're looking for, then I'm probably not for you.

Also, I'm NOT into (heavily) Inked (Tattooed) women, primarily across her chest (like a billboard) and down the
arm(s), etc.
A little ankle one, or small butterfly (or whatever) is sexy, and if you have a "tramp stamp" can it be a crossword puzzle? I mean, at least I'd have something else to do while I'm back there. . . I just hope that, 'IF', you do have a crossword puzzle back there - it isn't already finished!!
(evil grin)

I believe that if two people are interested in each other: the pursuit should be """"""equally"""""" shared.

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a Retired Contractor.
Currently Work (when I want) part time as an Investigator & Inspector.
Continuing Law Study. (As a hobby)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mostly everything.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know, I've never asked.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books, (I don't like to read them) Movies (Just about any) Shows, (Breaking bad, The Walking Dead, Hell On Wheels, Prison Break, Sons Of Anarchy, Orange is The New Black, New Girl, (Yes I said that, lol), Weeds, Get The Gringo, That 70's Show, and.... to many others to list) Music, (Classic Rock, 60's 70's and 80's, Some Country, and yes, even some disco, lol) Food, ( Mexican is at the top of my list but, I like all types of foods)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Eh, I've done without plenty in my life so I don't think this is an issue. lol. I mean, Duh: Food, Water, AIR!!! Then people will say their Kids, phones, blah blah blah... hahahaha
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Future.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not willing.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 42–49
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
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You're a good person that won't smash my heart into the door mat!!