You're not a "serial dater": that is, you're on a dating site
because you want to find a committed, monogamous relationship and
not because you're bored.
You don't "Vocal Fry" (http://theatln.tc/1mvR6DT
spoken conversation with the word "hashtag," sigh and/or roll your
eyes a lot, or otherwise evince a "too-cool-for-school" mien.
You're looking for someone who's got no interest in "in playing the
field," but instead is absolutely ready to meet the woman he's
meant to spend the rest of his life with.
Your profile doesn't have some ridiculous cop-out like "I hate
writing about myself, so if you want to know anything, just ask" or
"does anyone even read these things?" Notice how my profile doesn't
have the equivalent male cop-out line of "I like to work hard and
play harder!"? Effort is sexy, and clichés are not.
You respect peoples' time, and the words "play it by ear" don't
come out of your mouth when you're making social plans.
You know what the word "autodidact" means, or you're curious enough
that you just now looked it up.
You aren't viscerally afraid of firearms or people who own
Your eyes don't glaze over at the utterance of polysyllabic
You don't mind the fact that I'm not Christian. Much respect for
people of faith, but I'm not going to convert to a belief that
holds that my (Hindu) grandma is burning in hell.
Basically, I'm looking for the last single woman in Western
Washington who doesn't have cringe-inducing piercings (gaged ears,
tongue, or nipple, or anything you'd get arrested for showing
people at a public park), a prescription for happy pills,
impenetrable cynicism, or a credit card balance that could pay for
a three-week trip to Vienna; My lady has a heart for romance, an
appreciation for stability, and a sincere desire for "happily ever
after." Are you her?