I know. Muppets. Of the Jim Henson kind, not the British stupid person version.
I'm Kermit - the forever put-upon, last sane man (or frog) in the room, soft and plush on the outside, forever being trampled by the Ms Piggies of my life, yet witty, insightful, and industrious, and the brains of the operation.
I'm Gonzo - the gopher/fixit guy in the group, with a treasure chest full of odds and ends of various indeterminate origin (but always useful!) and who's over on the likeable side of weird.
I'm Sam the Eagle - worried about where my country is going, who all these weirdos are, and (secretly) having the time of my life as a part of the whole thing.
I'm Beaker - experimenter par excellent, looking for new challenges daily, yet always aware of exactly how wrong things can go. But, hey, there's always another experiment tomorrow, even if this one almost blew up the building!
I'm Rowlf - kind, gregarious, and with a genuine sense of humor (unlike Fozzie, who's humor is, well, a failure). And someone who loves a party, though doesn't have to be the center of attention.
I'm even a bit Waldorf and Stadler - snarky, sarcastic, and the observer of goings on.
In short, I love people. I like performing. I like challenges, of the physical or mental sort. And I like to talk. About anything. Really.