Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What can I say here that provides the incisive dissection of my
inner self, the very nature of my id, the essence of my soul, the
je ne se quoi of ME...
I know. Muppets. Of the Jim Henson kind, not the British stupid
I'm Kermit - the forever put-upon, last sane man (or frog) in the
room, soft and plush on the outside, forever being trampled by the
Ms Piggies of my life, yet witty, insightful, and industrious, and
the brains of the operation.
I'm Gonzo - the gopher/fixit guy in the group, with a treasure
chest full of odds and ends of various indeterminate origin (but
always useful!) and who's over on the likeable side of weird.
I'm Sam the Eagle - worried about where my country is going, who
all these weirdos are, and (secretly) having the time of my life as
a part of the whole thing.
I'm Beaker - experimenter par excellent, looking for new challenges
daily, yet always aware of exactly how wrong things can go. But,
hey, there's always another experiment tomorrow, even if this one
almost blew up the building!
I'm Rowlf - kind, gregarious, and with a genuine sense of humor
(unlike Fozzie, who's humor is, well, a failure). And someone who
loves a party, though doesn't have to be the center of
I'm even a bit Waldorf and Stadler - snarky, sarcastic, and the
observer of goings on.
In short, I love people. I like performing. I like challenges, of
the physical or mental sort. And I like to talk. About anything.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
(professional) I'm a techie. Computer wrangler, bit pusher, and all
that nerdy jazz.
Personally, I'm trying to regain my former Matt Biondi physique,
after too many years of looking more like Kevin James. It's coming
along gradually, thankfully...
Otherwise, I'm just considering my options - lots of possibilities
in the near future, and it's starting to be that point where I'll
have to make one of those major life-defining choices soon...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Computers (of course).
Parties and gatherings - throwing them and (especially) attending
them is a highlight of my life. Not the massive rent-a-warehouse
kind, but the smaller dozen or two kind. Which are more
And, probably, my best talent is figuring stuff out. I like to
tinker and think, and problems (usually) fascinate me, so I'm a
great person to get involved in some kind of problem. Doesn't
matter much what kind, as puzzles are fun, whether of the physical,
intellectual, moral, metaphysical, or social kind. I'm not Gregory
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm much more gregarious than most science/techie people. Really.
I'm an ENTP.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I believe the proper answer here is: Yes. Or, All of the
It's actually easier to list those things I'm not terribly fond of,
than to talk about the stuff I find interesting, so here's the list
of my Not-Going-To-Read/Watch/etc.
Torture Porn movies/manga (e.g. Saw, Hostel, or any of the Tentacle
Twilight, 50 Shades of Grey, and other equally insipid literature
trying to pass itself off as highbrow or as a worthy
Ballet - I appreciate the effort and art that it represents, can't
stand to watch it, as it bores me to death. Same goes for most
modern dance. But I like Opera, and Circ de Soleil are fun.
Unfortunately, I'm pretty much of a fan of all types of food.
Doesn't help my goal of reducing my waistline.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Somebody to talk to, whether physically present or remote, realtime
or delayed conversations.
New things to learn about.
Loungewear. I love my fuzzy slippers and pants.
The (possible) illusion that I matter in this world.
My Towel. You never know when a Vogon Constructor Fleet will be
demolishing your homeworld to put in a galactic hyperspace bypass,
so best be prepared.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I would do to improve the world. Seriously. And I'm actually
at least half-serious about going out and doing it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either reading a book or in front of the computer, deep in some new
article on some random bit of arcane knowledge.
Alternately, out to dinner with a couple of friends, for a long
evening of food, conversation, and a bit of snarky people-watching.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I shade closer to the middle than the extreme on the Kinsey scale,
and I enjoy people who are the same.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Oh, I don't know. If you feel like it. If you don't. If you'd just
like a lazy afternoon sometime, yacking it up with someone
Or, maybe, just maybe, if you think 2+2 *should* equal 4, but there
might be somewhere that it doesn't, always.
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