Tattoo artist and nerd
Master griller, wine chooser and dog guy.
Dapper dresser, thrifter, fitness enthusiast, motorcycle-rider, and
go-to funny man.
What I’m doing with my life
Honestly, I'm pretty content working (I mean I get to tattoo people
AND they give me money to do it! Win/ fucking/ Win!). Oh, and
adventures. I'm fond of adventures
I’m really good at
Snark and finding the single most inappropriate thing to say
(usually accidentally) at the wrong time. Though to be fair I'm
pretty charming and that does bail me out of most foot in mouth
The first things people usually notice about me
I actually have really good guy hair, unless its at the beach, then
not so much. Also my eyes are this weird mixture of hazel and amber
that change depending on mood and season (yea, it's weird)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Yes there's the classic "good" stuff but everytime Neil
Gaiman puts out a new book, well, there goes my weekend.
Movies: lets just narrow this down to Directors: Joss Whedon, Edgar
Wright, Alfonse Curon, Mathew Vaughn, David Kroenenburg, Danny
Boyle, and the classics like Scorsese and Coppola
Tv: I'll always have a spot for British comedy like Spaced, The IT
Crowd, Jeeves and Wooster as well as sci-fi/fantasy like Doctor
Who, Firefly FarScape and Game of Thrones
Food: Sushi? Indian? Yes please!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Replaying whatever I'm doing at the moment but as a 1930s crime
On a typical Friday night I am
Finishing work at ten, meeting friends for drinks and regretting
the bacon wrapped hot dogs I ate in drunken revelry
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I posted a different picture of Nicolas Cage to my friends Facebook
wall. Every day. For a year.
You should message me if
If you read this far and didn't immediately scroll on