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35 San Luis Obispo, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 29, 2013
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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Tattoo artist and nerd
Master griller, wine chooser and dog guy.
Dapper dresser, thrifter, fitness enthusiast, motorcycle-rider, and go-to funny man.
What I’m doing with my life
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Honestly, I'm pretty content working (I mean I get to tattoo people AND they give me money to do it! Win/ fucking/ Win!). Oh, and adventures. I'm fond of adventures
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Snark and finding the single most inappropriate thing to say (usually accidentally) at the wrong time. Though to be fair I'm pretty charming and that does bail me out of most foot in mouth situations.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I actually have really good guy hair, unless its at the beach, then not so much. Also my eyes are this weird mixture of hazel and amber that change depending on mood and season (yea, it's weird)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Yes there's the classic "good" stuff but everytime Neil Gaiman puts out a new book, well, there goes my weekend.

Movies: lets just narrow this down to Directors: Joss Whedon, Edgar Wright, Alfonse Curon, Mathew Vaughn, David Kroenenburg, Danny Boyle, and the classics like Scorsese and Coppola

Tv: I'll always have a spot for British comedy like Spaced, The IT Crowd, Jeeves and Wooster as well as sci-fi/fantasy like Doctor Who, Firefly FarScape and Game of Thrones

Food: Sushi? Indian? Yes please!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Replaying whatever I'm doing at the moment but as a 1930s crime noir detective.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Finishing work at ten, meeting friends for drinks and regretting the bacon wrapped hot dogs I ate in drunken revelry
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I posted a different picture of Nicolas Cage to my friends Facebook wall. Every day. For a year.
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