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MrLowerEastSide

42 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly), Russian (Poorly), Italian (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I love food, art, beauty... sybarite is the word. I'll also accept "voluptuary" and "sensualist," "hedonist" on a good day. I've been called a bad boy but I dunno... Can you make a great Hollandaise sauce AND be a bad boy? I do have hope for that someone, etc. etc. But let's face it, odds are long and life is short. If we wind up just having fun (long-time NYer, I know all the fun stuff), awesome. If it turns into something, better. I nuzzle hard. I bike. I look up. I've been told I have "an extraordinarily well-shaped philtrum." I wax rhapsodic a lot, especially in parks. (Just furrow your brow and say "Wow, that's so interesting. I never thought about it that way.") I don't know how much longer I can go on saying "I." I like spirited discussions/disagreements and am turned off by acquiescence. On the other hand, I'm chivalrous and if you hate chivalry I'll be more chivalrous to annoy you. On the other hand I might, on a whim, throw you over my shoulder and carry you to the bed Brando style. Kinky but nothing of the "Ew!/Ow!" variety. Lots of affectionate so if you're a non-touch person, not going to work. And I'm not into messaging back n forth forever no matter how banterable you are. I prefer eye-contact to i-contact.

"It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible." -Oscar Wilde

^Word.

I've had trouble getting across here exactly what I'm looking for. I guess I should just say I ultimately want a loyal monogamish relationship with a deep, affectionate, smart, sex-positive someone. Or if it turns out we're not that then let's just dress up and be explorers.
What I’m doing with my life
I create things that make people clap their hands. I also blog for Huffington Post. And I do other stuff too that I'll tell you about if you're good.
I’m really good at
Cooking, describing things, presomnal cuddling, and I write real good. My friend said don't say you're good at massage because it sounds cheesy/creepy, but I am very, very good at it. Baby.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Films: Baby Doll (1956), Moonstruck, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Sweet Smell of Success, ANY Mike Leigh film, Silver Linings Playbook, Wonder Boys, Almost Famous
Books: I'm on a Cormac McCarthy kick.
Music: Talking Heads, Coco Rosie, Billy Holiday, Eartha Kitt, any woman with a weird voice. I'm also big into 50s-60s retro beatnik music, and the old crooners like Perry and Bing.
Food: Yes, we all like food. Here's food that I make: Jamaican, Italian, Thai
The six things I could never do without
I lost everything in an apartment fire 4 years ago so apparently I can do without a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why the word "skinny" doesn't mean "has a lot of skin."
On a typical Friday night I am
not at a bar. More likely at a burner-type party, a comedy show, a burlesque show, seeing some strange, hidden art thing, or-- Oh who'm I kidding, I'm probably watching Sherlock on Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a Belinda Carlisle song in my iTunes. Also, I don't live on the LES. My handle is the name of a title I twice won.

OK, those are lame but I am a heavy bleeder and a cheap date so if you want to know anything, it's not hard to loosen my lips.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you've seen more than one old movie
you like to travel and don't mind getting lost
you're a feminist who likes her hair pulled a little
you have beautiful eyes. No really, I love beautiful eyes
your sex drive is on the elevated to insatiable side
you're a free spirit but not cloyingly whimsical
you're tough on the inside, girly on the outside