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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24-33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 19
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 4" (1.93m)
Body Type
Average build
Judaism and laughing about it
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
Has dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I seem to be the guy all women describe in what they are looking for- I am a genuinely nice person, I love to make others laugh and have a great sense of humor, plus I have clear goals for the future while being down-to-earth and outgoing. I am quite social and am most comfortable being around other people and entertaining everyone. I enjoy elaborate nights out but am just as comfortable at home watching a movie. That is so incredibly cliche, yet it's the truth. The problem seems to be that while most women describe this as what they are looking for, the reality is they want a bad-boy on a motorcycle who makes a fortune trading stocks during the day and before heading to his chippendale dancer job at night. Sorry ladies, I'm the nice guy that you eventually realize you want after the aforementioned douchebag reveals his douchebaggery.

I'm at a point in my life now where I'm looking for someone special- when you are with the right person everything you do together is better than if you had done it alone. I am looking for someone who shares at least some of my common interests and goals and I can relate to. If we have nothing to talk about, things will get old very quickly.

In all honesty, I'm just a fun person to be around. I will always have a story to tell, a comment to make, an opinion to be noted. I can definitely talk too much, but it sure beats having nothing interesting to say. I feel the need to keep everyone around me entertained, laughing, and happy in general. I am a people pleaser but at the same time have plenty of my own opinions and am not afraid to voice them.

Also, I have a full head of hair, a job, a stable living situation, and a reliable means of transportation. That's pretty much where the bar starts, isn't it?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a case manager helping adults with persistent mental illness live independently. I recently finished my Master's Degree and am accruing hours at my job towards my Professional Counseling License. Once I have that I more than likely will have more options. I plan to either go back to school for my Doctorate, work as a therapist, or work with children with autism.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. I'm not gonna lie and say everything I say is absolute gold, but odds are if you hang out around me long enough you will find yourself laughing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I would imagine people would probably notice how tall I am. Unless they have problems with depth perception, then they might notice how far away I am.

Once you get over the height people probably notice my curly hair or my eyes- I have some nice baby blue eyes but I've been told they look like different colors by many people. I just assume those people are colorblind.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movie wise, I love comedy movies most of all but I also love a good drama/action/adventure or sci-fi movie. Most movies these days are strings of explosions tied together with special effects, but occasionally there is a movie out there with an interesting story to go with said explosions and special effects.

Food is a little more complicated. I love a wide range of food. I like sushi, Indian food, Chinese food, Middle eastern food, Italian food, Greek food- basically any exotic cuisine I'm typically a fan of. I'd like to think my palette is pretty sophisticated, even if that does make me sound a little bit like a pompous douche bag. I like to consider myself pretty educated about places to eat and food in Milwaukee- I'm usually the go to guy if people need advice on restaurants.

Music I'm a little all over the place. I tend to like Alternative most of all and I am not a fan at all of Country music. I particularly enjoy Red Hot Chili Peppers and The Offspring. I'll listen to anything I find catchy, unique, intelligent, or moving- as long as it isn't country.

My favorite TV Shows are probably: South Park, Game of Thrones, Futurama, Simpsons, Last Week Tonight With Jon Oliver, It's always Sunny in Philadelphia, Curb your Enthusiasm, The Walking Dead, and of course, my all time favorite- Seinfeld.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family
2. Friends
3. My dog Reginald
4. Iphone
5. Computer and Internet
6. Oxygen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lately I've been thinking about long term career goals and the future in general. I prefer to spend my time thinking about what I'm going to eat for dinner and what I will do on the weekend, but I like to balance it out.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'll be out with friends or doing something fun at home- I'm pretty good at entertaining myself or others, there's typically no shortage of things to do in Milwaukee in the summer. Festivals, brewery tours, etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a bit of a nerd at heart. I like zombie movies and sci-fi and video games and a lot of otherwise nerdy things. I still consider myself a manly man. My chest hair speaks for itself.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you love to laugh and you enjoy someone with a good personality and a touch of class- I'm your man. If you are sick of guys who talk to you in fragmented sentences then ask you to touch their junk, I'm probably a big improvement.

Also, to save us all a lot of time, here are some things that should disqualify you from messaging me:

*You have kids. (I like children and want children, but in due time, sorry- I'm not interested in raising kids right now)

*You are religious or want me to be religious. (Nothing against religious people, but honestly I believe in being a good person without being told by a several thousand year old book with outdated values how to do it.)