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30 Milwaukee, WI Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 16
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I seem to be the guy all women describe in what they are looking for- I am a genuinely nice person, I love to make others laugh and have a great sense of humor, plus I have clear goals for the future while being down-to-earth and outgoing. I enjoy elaborate nights out on the town but am just as comfortable at home watching a movie. That is so incredibly generic, yet it's the truth. The problem seems to be that while most women describe this as what they are looking for, the reality is they want a bad-boy on a motorcycle who makes a fortune trading stocks during the day and before heading to his chippendale dancer job at night. Sorry ladies, I'm the nice guy that you eventually realize you want after the aforementioned douchebag breaks your heart.

I'm at a point in my life now where I'm looking for someone special- when you are with the right person everything you do together is better than if you had done it alone. I am looking for someone who shares at least some of my common interests and goals and I can relate to. If we have nothing to talk about, things will get old very quickly.

In all honesty, I'm just a fun person to be around. I will always have a story to tell, a comment to make, an opinion to be noted. I can definitely talk too much, but it sure beats having nothing interesting to say. I feel the need to keep everyone around me entertained, laughing, and happy in general. In my mind, the world is a stage and it's always showtime.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a case manager helping adults with mental health issues live independently. I recently finished my Master's Degree and am accruing hours at my job towards my LPC. Once I have that I more than likely will have more options. I plan to either go back to school for a Doctorate or work with children with autism.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. I'm not gonna lie and say everything I say is an absolute laugh riot, but odds are if you hang out around me long enough you will find yourself laughing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I would imagine people would probably notice how tall I am. Unless they have problems with depth perception, then they might notice how far away I am.

Truthfully, people probably notice my curly hair or my eyes- I have some nice baby blue eyes but I've been told they look like different colors by many people. I just assume those people are colorblind.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Right now I am reading all of Chuck Palahniuk's books.

Movie wise, I love comedy movies most of all but I also love a good drama/action/adventure or sci-fi movie.

Food is a little more complicated. I love a wide range of food. I like sushi, Indian food, Chinese food, Middle eastern food, Italian food, Greek food- basically any exotic cuisine I'm typically a fan of. I'd like to think my palette is pretty sophisticated, even if that does make me sound a little bit like a pompous douche bag.

Music I'm a little all over the place. I tend to like Alternative most of all and I am not a fan at all of Country music. I particularly enjoy Red Hot Chili Peppers and The Offspring. I'll listen to anything I find catchy, unique, intelligent, or moving- as long as it isn't country.

My favorite TV Shows are probably: South Park, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, The Office, , Futurama, Simpsons, Pawn Stars, Being Human, True Blood, It's always Sunny in Philadelphia, Curb your Enthusiasm, The Walking Dead, and of course, my all time favorite- Seinfeld. I'm sure I forgot some but oh well.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family
2. Friends
3. My dog Reginald
4. Iphone
5. Computer and Internet
6. Oxygen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lately I've been thinking about long term career goals and the future in general. I prefer to spend my time thinking about what I'm going to eat for dinner and what I will do on the weekend, but I like to balance it out.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'll be out with friends or doing something fun at home- I'm pretty good at entertaining myself or others. Occasionally I'll pick up a shift at my 2nd job for some extra money. Can't do all the fun stuff without money, right?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a bit of a nerd. I like zombie movies and sci-fi and video games and a lot of otherwise nerdy things. I still consider myself a manly man. My chest hair speaks for itself.
You should message me if
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If you love to laugh and you enjoy someone with a good personality and a touch of class- I'm your man. If you are sick of guys who talk to you in fragmented sentences then ask you to touch their junk, I'm probably a big improvement.

Also, to save us all a lot of time, here are some things that should disqualify you from messaging me:

*You have kids. (I like children and want children, but in ue time, sorry- I'm not interested in raising someone else's kids right now)

*You are religious or want me to be religious. (Nothing against religious people, but honestly I believe in being a good person without being told by a several thousand year old book with outdated values how to do it.)

*You don't drink AT ALL. (I don't even drink much myself, but in my experience people who don't drink at all and openly protest against others doing these things are the kinds of people who are the most close-minded and boring .)