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33 M Burbank, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

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Yesterday – 6:38pm
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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I aim to minimize my laziness, and plan on having enough great experiences in life to have awesome stories to tell later. I lean towards being hyper-focused and my ambition often exceeds the amount of hours in a day.

I'm missing the gene that most guys are born with that makes them obsessed with organized sports, video games, and cars. I'm not oppposed to any of them, my attention is just elsewhere.

I work really hard in a career that I decided on at 8 years old, and consider myself very lucky to be able to have a great career that I have a true passion for.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm kind of a history nerd, I dabble in scuba diving, hike long forgotten places, love spontaneous car rides, camping, playing drums, riding motorcycles, and sailing the seven seas with my other pirate brethren.

Career wise, I intended on doing make-up, and I do a fair amount of that, but somewhere along the line I kind of became a specialty costumer. Let's just say I'm a practical effects artist. Actually, let's just simplify that to artist. On second thought, if anyone asks, tell them I'm a garbage man, it comes with less questions.

As if that wasn't enough, I coach Crossfit a few nights week, help train our competitive team, and write an (almost) weekly blog.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm artistically solid, good at getting a laugh out of most people, and a pretty handy guy that can build almost anything, and fix what's broken...except your relationship with your dad. Haha.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That there are usually people laughing and/or smiling around me...I'm also completely ok with the reasons for their laughter being at my expense.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I mostly like picture books or books on cassette. Coloring books are fun too, but I sometimes go out of the lines. Actually I listen to a lot of podcasts at work, so that's mostly how I swell my brain these days.

As for movies, it varies wildly depending on my mood. The spectrum is pretty wide, and chances are I'd be down to watch whatever you feel like watching.

I don't have a lot of time to watch tv, but that's not to say I can't enjoy it when I do. Usually documentary or educational stuff interests me, but I could just as easily zone out on cartoons and Wonder Years re-runs. I also watch Dexter, Walking Dead, and Shameless.

Music I'm all over the place. I'm into everything, and I know everybody says that, but I really am into every genre of music. My ipod on shuffle has multiple personalities.

Food...I like food. Mostly the stuff that's bad for me, but my diet is pretty clean most of the time. The only things I don't eat are mushrooms, olives, and pickles. Write it down.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good friends, CrossFit, art, music, animals, aviator sunglasses, my George Forman grill....shit, that's 7. Ok, forget the animals. I'll just grill them and eat them anyway. Relax, I'm kidding...about the sunglasses.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I can be more like Atticus Finch.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Seems like everyone says their Fridays are never typical...which actually makes their Fridays typically atypical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Ask me any question, and I'll give an honest answer. Life's too short and the whole point of this is to cut out all the shenanighans, right?
You should message me if
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Let's be honest, we all just look at eachother's pictures first. If you liked mine and read this far, you should message me.

Also, if any of this made you laugh, if you know magic, or own a unicorn.