Whatever I do, I do it 100%. This causes me to be honest to a
fault, wear my heart on my sleeve, trust people too much, and care
too deeply about things that don't necessarily effect my own life.
It also means I put tremendous thought into everything I do in life
because I can't afford to put my all into something that isn't
I tell people I'm like an M&M. Hard on the outside, soft and
sweet on the inside. Guess its my way of sugar coating(see what I
did there) the fact that I can be a hard ass but really underneath
it all I'm a nice guy who doesn't want to get taken advantage of or
In the grand scheme of things, I would love to love and to be loved
back, but I'm equally content having a good time and enjoying the
search. If you like what you've read I would be glad to get to know
you. If not, I wish the best of luck and the utmost happiness in
whatever life has in store for you.
What I’m doing with my life
Today represents about 85% of my life: Got three kids ready for
school; worked 9 hours; took said children grocery shopping;
supervised the clean up crew(kids); cooked fettuccini and chicken
with garlic bread and salad; finished the clean up; handled story
time; and put children to bed.
The other 15% goes by so fast, I just try to make the most of it
and make it count.
I’m really good at
Tricking my 5 year old into bad trades on Monopoly night. And don't
give me that look. If I don't, my 9 year old will kick my ass. He's
a shrewd business man.
The first things people usually notice about me
How blue my eyes are. They kinda look like a wavy pool...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Rich Dad Poor Dad, Rich Dads Prophecy, Ten Things to Know
Before You Quit Your Job, Cash Flow Quadrant, The Richest Man in
TV: How I Met Your Mother, Seinfeild, Lost, Psych, Lie To Me, NCIS
Los Angeles, Mad Men, Archer, Breaking Bad, Workaholics, Rescue Me,
and lots and lots of football...
Movies: I love movies. Pirates of The Caribbean series is my
favorite franchise ever. Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus is up there as
well as movies like Catch Me if You Can, Inception, Alice in
Wonderland, Pulp Fiction, Blow, Natural Born Killers, Cars, Robots,
all the Toy Story movies, Sweeney Todd, Forest Gump... This list
will never end haha
Food: It is so much faster to just list things I won't eat or don't
like.... Spinach, asparagus, mushrooms, warm tomatoes, and anything
drenched in marinara sauce. I love seafood and pizza and will eat
almost anything once...
The six things I could never do without
My kids. They make me a better man.
My iPhone(Siri organizes my whole life. I love her. I would say
you're facing serious competition, but Siri always seems to reject
Food. (Don't let the small frame fool you. Last week I ate a
burrito bigger than my forearm)
Food. (This isn't an accident. I'm so serious about food it's on
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How my kids are genuinely happy about everything. I gave two of my
boys toilet paper one year for Christmas in place of a gift they
snuck into. Their reaction? To dance around and chant "Santa gave
me toilet paper!! Santa gave me toilet paper!!".
On a typical Friday night I am
Who has typical Friday nights? Last Friday, I was walking down the
the street, and a guy rolled up beside me to offer me candy. It's
candy, so of course I took it, who wouldn't? Next thing I know I
wake up in the trunk of a car in damn New Jersey. What's worse is
there's a battery wired to my jiggly bits. A lot of things were
running through my mind at that point, and not a single thought
included "How typical..."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm just a real good, solid wizard everybody.
You should message me if
You actually want to see where things go and not just text forever.