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27 M Burpengary, Australia

My Details

Last Online
Apr 13
5′ 8″ (1.72m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from space camp
Sales / Marketing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Might want kids
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I am an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in wonder wrapped in bacon wrapped in pastery, covered in cheese, salt and pepper to taste, baked in an oven for 45 mins on a medium heat and served with beer battered chips and seasonal salad! Dressing optional ;)

I don't like to sing in the shower, I dance :D

I love to mix and drink cocktails... it's kinda my thing.

If ninjas were everywhere how would we even know?

I am horrid at telling jokes (as in jokes I have heard before or read) but I can bather on complete rot straight off the top of my head. Hooray for random garbage!!

I don't like insulting people, but I do call them a poo bums!
What I’m doing with my life
Boooooooooring!!! Next question!!
I’m really good at
Treating Dorothy Mantooth to nice seafood dinners.... And then calling her again! (I is a gentleman!)
The first things people usually notice about me
Purple... so much damn purple!!! It BURNS the eyes, oh gowd please make it stop!!!!!
The six things I could never do without
(1)My cocktail mixing utensils and the things to mix in them (love it more then a human baby) - ( if my baby nephew sees this 'of course I love you more kiddo, but what the hell are you doing on this site... You're not even 1 yet!! Go watch blues clues of something!!')
(2)My car -Laftwanda (to get to places some people can't... because they have no car)
(3)Friends and family (only to bail me out of insane assylims! Love you guys!!!)
(4)My job and money from job (boo-shakka-lakka for pay days!!!)
(5)Games (MrPapashaw quiet time, the fuzzy tingle time :/ )
(6)Good food (I would be a foodie if I only knew how... I'm guessing you eat food... Right?!?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Yeeeeaaaahhh... Not something to get into I 'light' get to know you conversation. :/
On a typical Friday night I am
As of late TRYING TO STAY INSIDE!!! someone please give me an awesome reason to leave the house!!! I am loosing my mind!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a massive thing for Redheads, real and fake.... I have no idea why... I just like them. Other hair colors are great also... but yeah..... Redheads.... :D
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you can keep up, if you're not easily offended... Or are easily offended because that would be super funny... Watching you get all fed up and in that cute little 'in a huff' way tell me to get screwed for making fun of giraffes with short necks... Those freaks!!!