My preparations for the Zombie Apocalypse are nearly complete! So far, no one suspects the awful truth, not even my closest friends.
I bought the perfect fortress today! To an ordinary bystander, it would just looks like a large, somewhat dated house on a 5 acre lot in the country. However, the pastures, creeks, and barbed wire fences aren't for livestock. They're for repelling Zombies! I tell my friends that I'm either a "back to nature" guy, or I try the "home based business" angle, depending on who I'm trying to fool.
My boys and I constantly prepare for the hoard's invasion. The boys practice group field drills for a few hours every day, and we continue to accumulate field gear and field experience. I'm amazed we can do these activities daily and not be discovered, but our cover is air tight and we're totally above suspicion. Most of the field drills are disguised as online first person shooter games. If caught with equipment, we say we like hunting, camping, or shooting sports. "Real man stuff", we say, and beat our chests a little. However, we all know the NSA is not so easily fooled. That's why it's so important to keep a low profile on the Internet!
Careful studying of the ZombieLand rules led me to realize the necessity for fitness during a Zombie invasion. Since I have a desk job as a computer programmer, I now also have a membership at the local gym. All clan members spend time getting physically fit for combat. Frequent and intense close quarters, hand to hand training is recommended for all adults, and should result in participants being left totally exhausted and breathless in each other's arms.
Sorry.... Just trying to have a bit of fun with this.
I'm 420 friendly, and I'd prefer you to be as well. For that reason, I sometimes have more in common with women in their 20's and 30's. I don't party out on the town, though. I prefer to chill on my farm or in my house (unless live music is involved). If you're a naturalist and would enjoy acres of organic farm for your back yard, come hang out with me.
I have primary physical custody of my two teenage boys. It might work well if you had teenager(s) too. I had my kids later in life, so women with teenagers are generally younger than me, but I don't think I'd get along with an empty-nester my own age.