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MrSarchasm

27 M Palmdale, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Welcome to my profile.

Please keep all hands and feet inside while the tram is in motion.

I was born and raised in Southern California by Texans, which means I’m chivalrous by nature but refuse to be walked on by anyone.

I’ve been called a walking contradiction. I’m outgoing yet a little shy at times, I’m an extroverted introvert. I like to be intellectual almost as much as I like to laugh. I’m sometimes larger than life and other times a bit of a wall-flower.

I’m analytical and observant. I like to people watch and ponder on why they do what they do. I have the worst time remembering where I put my keys but can vividly recall tiny details from conversations and dreams that occurred years ago.

I’m a bit of a goof and thoroughly enjoy bringing laughter to others. I’m just as quick to laugh at something random as I am to laugh at myself after slipping and falling while running in the rain. I’m armed with sarcasm and wit. I enjoy back and forth, playful, verbal stings and the looks on the faces of those who just don’t get it.

I read, write, draw, shoot pictures, sleep and game. Not in any particular order. I love all kinds of movies, driving, a good conversation, mythology, vampires, zombies, being with friends and family, puzzles and a vast array of other various activities and topics. Oh yeah, I am a huge Star Wars fan.

I’m a spontaneous planner. I’m always interested in new and uncharted territory. I wholly intend to jump out of a perfectly good plane at least once in my lifetime. I don’t play games but I know them all extremely well and will not hesitate to call a player out. I enjoy the simple things and revel in the mystery of the complex. Clichés are sometimes the perfect thing.

I’ve got two tattoos, for now and consider it a bonus if you do as well. Double points if they actually mean something.

There’s the basics.

Please watch your step as you exit the tram and have a nice day.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a Consultation Agent for Geek Squad.

I plan to go back to school eventually and get a Masters degree once I figure out what I want it in.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Speaking publicly, making people laugh and writing. I like to entertain the masses and have no problem whatsoever being in front of a large crowd doing so.

I've also been told I can sing fairly well, just don't try to get me to dance.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes and smile. I've got blue-grey eyes that change depending on my mood and the season.

Some may also notice my larger than life personality when I'm out with my friends.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Literature: Anything written by Stephen King, Edgar Allan Poe, Johnathan Swift and William Shakespeare are bound to catch my attention. I also enjoy, comedic writing, political satire and poetry.

Movies: I'm a lover of movies, so it's hard to pick my #1 favorite of all times, so here's my top 10:
1. Boondock Saints
2. Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
3. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
4. Billy Madison
5. Serendipity
6. Underworld: Evolution
7. When Harry Met Sally
8. Fast and the Furious Series
9. Rocky Horror Picture Show
10. The Resident Evil Series

Music: I love just about everything. You'll mainly find me listening to Classical, Classical infused with rock, rock, and R&B.

Food: First and foremost, I LOVE Sushi. If that were all that were left to eat I'd not be upset in the least. I also thoroughly enjoy Italian, Mexican and Chinese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Family and Friends
- Laughter
- Intelligent Conversation
- The Arts
- Never being finished as there is always something to do.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where to from here. Life is all bout moving forward.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who knows, but I'm usually having fun.

Recently I can be found playing The Old Republic on my Computer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not perfect, but who is, beside the Dos Equis guy?
I can seem a little awkward in the beginning, but I warm up quickly.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
(a) you are looking for someone to laugh and have a fun time with and/or have intelligent/witty conversations with.
(b) you think we have something in common and might click
(c) something on here caught you attention and sparked your interest.
(d) You know Star Wars is vastly superior to Star Trek.
(e) all of the above
(bonus) If you can correctly answer this question: Who shot first?