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My details

Last online
Nov 16
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Not at all
Catholicism but it’s not important
Working on University
Doesn’t want kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Hi I'm Brandon, I'm pretty much a nerdy, eccentric gear head that was born in the wrong time period, and in the wrong country (I belong 110-20 years ago in Victorian/Edwardian Era England). For this reason I'm known affectionately as "Steamboy" by most of my friends, for those of you who have seen the movie.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm studying Mechanical Engineering, minoring in Nuclear Engineering. Outside of school my life consists of Operating, restoring, maintaining, repairing and preserving all kinds of Old Iron, whether it be steam driven (primarily), gasoline, or diesel and is either a stationary engine, a locomotive, a ship, an automobile or a truck (mostly of the firefighting variety), antiquated heavy equipment in general pretty much. I'm a jack of all trades in everything mechanical.
I’m really good at
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Fixing anything mechanical, Operating anything mechanical (most of the time its a Steam Engine/locomotive, a Gasoline Engine, a Diesel engine, or a Fire Engine that has a Steam, Gas, or Diesel engine as its prime mover/power supply, and Power Reactors.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My endless supply of knowledge of old engines and things of a mechanical nature, I sometimes argue with myself which can be quite comical, and how different I am compared with other people my age.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Complete Sherlock Holmes Stories (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle), Atomic Awakening, Atomic Accidents, The Story of George Stephenson, and Anything Horror, Mystery, or Machine/Steam Engine/Fire Engine/Automobile related (too many else to list). Movies: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Steam Boy, The Polar Express, John Carpenter's Christine, The China Syndrome, Emperor of the North, The Train, Von Ryan's Express, The African Queen, The Manhattan Project, VIRUS, Backdraft, Ladder 49, The Towering Inferno, The Sand Pebbles, Go to Blazes, Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines, The Great Race, Back to the Future 1,2, and 3 (3's my favorite because it has Sierra Railway #3 in it), Grease, American Graffiti, The Blob (with Steve McQueen), My Fair Lady (with Rex Harrison and Audrey Hepburn), Mary Poppins, Bedknobs and Broomsticks, The Brave Little Toaster, The original Herbie the Love Bug (NOT the one with Lindsay Retarded Lohan!), The Aviator, Titanic, The Green Mile, Matewan, October Sky, The Shining, Jekyll and Hyde (with Michael Cain), and pretty much any decent Horror Movie and Mystery/Supense Movie, etc. Shows: Emergency!, Adam-12, Chips, The A-Team, Mythbusters, Big Bang Theory, Southpark, Family Guy, Squidbillies, King of the Hill, Beavis and Butt-Head, American Dad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Oh Doctor Beeching!, You rang M'lord?, Hi-de-Hi!, The Three Stooges, The Little Rascals (or Hal Roach and his Rascals during the silent film era), W.C. Fields, Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, Fatty Arbuckle, Keystone Cops, Modern Marvels, Overhaulin', American Chopper, Chasing Classic Cars, Mecum Auto Auctions, Only in America with Larry the Cable Guy, The First 48, Dad's Army, Looney Toons, Tom and Jerry, Top Cat, Wacky Races, Dastardly and Muttley in their Flying Machines, The Perils of Penelope Pitstop, The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Courage the Cowardly Dog, etc. Music: Bluegrass, Country, Doo-Wop, Swing, Big-Band, Jazz (Dixieland being my favorite sub-genre), Classical, pretty much anything from the 1980's back to the beginning of time. I HATE Rap, Pop, Hip-Hop, and most modern music. Don't even mention Lady Gaga or Katy Perry in my presence or I'll throw up. My kind of music comes from a time when "50 cent" was 2 quarters of an American Dollar, and you could buy two gallons of LEADED NON-ETHANOL GASOLINE with it, an "Eminem" was a little round piece of sugar coated chocolate with an M stamped in the center made by Hershey, Hip-Hop was something a bunny or a Kangaroo did to get around, Pop was the nickname for a flavored carbonated beverage better known today as "Soda", and Cars were actually made of Steel! If you drive a prius or a smart car, we are not a match. My favorite Musicians are Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, Boxcar Willie, Conway Twitty, The Glen Miller Orchestra, Tommy Dorsey, Ray Anthony, Benny Goodman, Nelson Riddle, The Dovells, Dion and the Belmonts, The Temptations, The Supremes, The Beatles (and anything Paul McCartney afterwards), Thurston Harris, Little Richard, Martha and the Vendellas, The Chords, The Chordettes, The Isley Brothers, Perry Como, Freddy Cannon, Lou Christie, Buddy Holly, etc. and pretty much anything MOTOWN.
The six things I could never do without
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Steam Engines, Fire Engines/Antique Cars, Tools, My Books, My Laptop, and My Van.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Steam Engines (My Fav! Too many engines to list), Diesel Engines (Detroit 2-stroke Uniflow Diesels!), Gas Engines (The Maybach/Zeppelin Mb-IVa Aircraft Engine, which is Chitty's Engine!), Fire Engines (Shand Mason Steam Fire Engine, American LaFrance/Fox Metropolitan Steamer, The Dennis N Type, and the Leyland FT1 mostly, Four of the most beautiful firefighting appliances ever made!), Power Plants (The New Westinghouse AP1000's! YAY!)/ Electricity (NIKOLA TESLA!!), Classic/Antique Cars (Chitty, 1907 Rolls Royce Silver Ghost, Stanely Steamers, 1958 Cadillac Fleetwood 60 Special/4 door Sedan Deville), etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reading my Books, On my laptop, Working on my Engines, at a Live Steam/Engine show or gathering, at an Antique Car/Truck show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm bisexual, but prefer guys. And I prefer guys that are NOT circumcised. I don't believe in circumcision, in fact I'm totally against it and oppose it in every way. Unfortunately I didn't have a say in the matter when I was born. But I do admire "Intact" male genitalia, so if my future companion/lover is a male I'd like him to be intact.
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You have suffered through reading my profile without your brain bursting into flames.