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MrT_83

31 M Silver Spring, MD

My Details

Last Online
Oct 13, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Construction
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm pretty ridiculous. KCCO.

Important facts:
-I'm quick witted
-I'm a combination of a nerd and jock, most people just call me a jerk
-I'm an absolute night owl
-Mr. Rogers and my Dad are my 2 heros
-I drive a drug dealer car
-I don't drink alcohol
-I enjoy most sports, football and hockey being the peak of the list
-I know how to sew, cook, and clean
-Anything can be made better by putting bacon on it. Anything.
-I lost a bet and will have to name my first born son 'Optimus Prime'
-I can disassemble anything
-I have a 40% chance of being able to put it back together
-I would never lie to someone I wouldn't want to lie to me
-I've kissed a black widow spider
-I donate blood every chance I can

I'm a big old nerd, and like lots of nerdy things like science, sci-fi, computers, fancy book learning and the like.

I'm also a big old jock and like jock-y things like sports and cars.
What I’m doing with my life
Everyday I try to learn something. More often than not what I learn is insanely useless, but it might come in handy the next time I'm on Jeopardy.

I work at a fast growing chemical plant, making the coolest shit on the planet. I love my job and wouldn't want to do anything else. They can have their lab coat and safety glasses back when they pry them from my cold dead hands.
I’m really good at
-Giving massages
-Making obscure references
-Making terrible puns
-Saying anything with a straight face
-Embarrassing people in public
-Math
The first things people usually notice about me
My boyish charm? My rugged good looks? My unmatched off-at-rack-from-Kohl's style?

More than likey it's my ginormous head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'll listen/read/watch/eat anything once.

My bookshelf ranges from classics, to graphic novels, to theoretical physics.

My Hulu queue is longer than my... Well let's just say it's long. Currently working on Doctor Who and The Amazing Race.

Music: Anything not Country and not Nickleback
The six things I could never do without
Internet access
My friends
My car
My phone
A Chipotle within 10 miles
Top Gear
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
- You love to laugh and you can find the humor in anything. (non-negotiable)
-You have a pulse (negotiable)