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32 Silver Spring, MD Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 13, 2013
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Not at all
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Might want kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm pretty ridiculous. KCCO.

Important facts:
-I'm quick witted
-I'm a combination of a nerd and jock, most people just call me a jerk
-I'm an absolute night owl
-Mr. Rogers and my Dad are my 2 heros
-I drive a drug dealer car
-I don't drink alcohol
-I enjoy most sports, football and hockey being the peak of the list
-I know how to sew, cook, and clean
-Anything can be made better by putting bacon on it. Anything.
-I lost a bet and will have to name my first born son 'Optimus Prime'
-I can disassemble anything
-I have a 40% chance of being able to put it back together
-I would never lie to someone I wouldn't want to lie to me
-I've kissed a black widow spider
-I donate blood every chance I can

I'm a big old nerd, and like lots of nerdy things like science, sci-fi, computers, fancy book learning and the like.

I'm also a big old jock and like jock-y things like sports and cars.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Everyday I try to learn something. More often than not what I learn is insanely useless, but it might come in handy the next time I'm on Jeopardy.

I work at a fast growing chemical plant, making the coolest shit on the planet. I love my job and wouldn't want to do anything else. They can have their lab coat and safety glasses back when they pry them from my cold dead hands.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Giving massages
-Making obscure references
-Making terrible puns
-Saying anything with a straight face
-Embarrassing people in public
The first things people usually notice about me
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My boyish charm? My rugged good looks? My unmatched off-at-rack-from-Kohl's style?

More than likey it's my ginormous head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'll listen/read/watch/eat anything once.

My bookshelf ranges from classics, to graphic novels, to theoretical physics.

My Hulu queue is longer than my... Well let's just say it's long. Currently working on Doctor Who and The Amazing Race.

Music: Anything not Country and not Nickleback
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet access
My friends
My car
My phone
A Chipotle within 10 miles
Top Gear
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You love to laugh and you can find the humor in anything. (non-negotiable)
-You have a pulse (negotiable)