Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm pretty ridiculous. KCCO.
-I'm quick witted
-I'm a combination of a nerd and jock, most people just call me a
-I'm an absolute night owl
-Mr. Rogers and my Dad are my 2 heros
-I drive a drug dealer car
-I don't drink alcohol
-I enjoy most sports, football and hockey being the peak of the
-I know how to sew, cook, and clean
-Anything can be made better by putting bacon on it.
-I lost a bet and will have to name my first born son 'Optimus
-I can disassemble anything
-I have a 40% chance of being able to put it back together
-I would never lie to someone I wouldn't want to lie to me
-I've kissed a black widow spider
-I donate blood every chance I can
I'm a big old nerd, and like lots of nerdy things like science,
sci-fi, computers, fancy book learning and the like.
I'm also a big old jock and like jock-y things like sports and
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Everyday I try to learn something. More often than not what I learn
is insanely useless, but it might come in handy the next time I'm
I work at a fast growing chemical plant, making the coolest shit on
the planet. I love my job and wouldn't want to do anything else.
They can have their lab coat and safety glasses back when they pry
them from my cold dead hands.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Making obscure references
-Making terrible puns
-Saying anything with a straight face
-Embarrassing people in public
The first things people usually notice about me
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My boyish charm? My rugged good looks? My unmatched
More than likey it's my ginormous head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'll listen/read/watch/eat anything once.
My bookshelf ranges from classics, to graphic novels, to
My Hulu queue is longer than my... Well let's just say it's long.
Currently working on Doctor Who and The Amazing Race.
Music: Anything not Country and not Nickleback
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A Chipotle within 10 miles
You should message me if
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- You love to laugh and you can find the humor in anything.
-You have a pulse (negotiable)
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